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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap (Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
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North Korea Threatens Trump
Students may self identify gender, sexual preference, pronouns to be addressed by, and now, finally minority status. While this seems revolutionary, it’s been done.
The People’s Cube fact generators finders have identified the earliest progressive to self identify, one seafarer known only as Popeye who as early as 1929 identified as a gender neutral asexual starchy tuberous vegetable by stating “I yam what I yam…”
Comrades, next Tuesday. It’s almost here.
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The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 315. There Are Now Only 1,069 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.