Special “Tuesday’s Triumphs” E-dition

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Top Trump Troll Today — 

Trump Unveils New White House Christmas Card: ‘Happy Holidays’ Is Gone, Merry Christmas Is Back 

— Today’s Top Trump Tweet Takedown—
Trump Shames Pelosi, Schumer With Empty Seats At Meeting They Boycotted

— Tonight’s North Korea Update — 

Media Meltdown Over Trump’s ‘Pocahontas’ Joke to Navajo Code Talkers

“She’s a Lying Fraud” Tucker Carlson DROPS HAMMER On Elizabeth Warren With Sarah Sanders

What Actual Cherokee Indians Think Of Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren

— TONIGHT’S NEW BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

NFL Ratings for ‘Monday Night Football’ Hit New Season Low

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Trump Sends Warren On Warpath
WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – Elizabeth Warren (RTRD-MA) lashed out at President Donald Trump for referring to her as ‘Pocahontas’ at a White House event honoring Native American code talkers.

Warren said on MSNBC Monday night, “The President dishonors not only me but my forefathers who tamed the buffalo and a ran with the wolf. May his days be as the grain that withers under the unrelenting summer sun.”

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Glorious People’s TSA makes us all safer

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Senate Ethics Committee Called To Order At D.C. Area Hooters

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New GOP Plan Offers Tax Breaks On All Contributions Tucked Into Congressmen’s Suit Breast Pocket

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Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 314. There Are Now Only 1,070 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.