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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Insight —
What’s Up With All That Sexual Harassment?
At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that current avalanche of sexual harassment allegations burying Judge Roy Moore, conveniently produced by the those fake newsers at the Totally-Discredited DemocRAT Washington Post colluding with the GOP Establishment in a last minute smear one month before the Alabama Special Senate Election on December 12.
“Does anyone think the Roy Moore feeding frenzy is media’s attempt to distract from Trump’s success in Asia?” Kane asked. “Trump is having a really good trip overseas, and the media would do anything not to report it, so these unproven and, ultimately, un-provable allegations against Roy Moore are a great distraction from covering Trump’s provable successes in the realm of foreign policy.”
Plus, The Whistleblower practically invented Sexual Allegation Coverage, way back in 1991, when we published our not-poorly-written report about how men are also victims so sexual harassment, explaining assaults on local notables like Andy Furman, David Wecker, Jim Cissell, Gerald Newfarmer, Jerry Springer, and Jim Knippenberg.“These days, we’re still not guilty of Sexual Harassment,” Kane explained. “But we are willing to learn.”
The Lighter Side of…SEXUAL HARASSMENT
— Tonight’s Sight-And-Sound Bites —
MADtv Sexual Harrassment
MADtv Harassment Seminar
Funny Video On The Rules Sexual Harassment
1/2 Hour News Hour: Sexual Harassment
The Best of Workplace Harassment
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 296. There Are Now Only 1,088 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.