MONDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 2017
Waiting For The Whistleblower Prediction
All afternoon, the Counter on the lower Right hand Corner of The Whistleblower Web Page has been clicking off the Hours, Minutes, and Seconds until the polls open, and at this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why The Blower hadn’t made its usual Guaranteed 100% Accurate Prediction for Cincinnati’s Over-hyped Mayoral and City Clown-cil Races tomorrow.
“The Blower has done some exhaustive polling, tracking the mood of likely voters across the Queen City,” Kane explained,” but Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said on Sunday before Tuesday’s Election, his polls in these races appeared to be really close, just to keep people interested in all that the Election Hype.”
“Right now Conservative Political Analysts are hoping more “Angry People” will be showing up at the polls tomorrow, while Left-of-Center Political Junkies like “Cincy Dave” believes all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President In History In The White House—Twice, And Had Planned To Give Obama A Third Term By Voting For “Crooked Hillary,” And Get All Of Their “Fake News” From Our Local Obama Supporters In The Press, Like The Ones At The Fishwrap, and on Channels 5, 9, 12, and 19, will be voting to make sure Political Correctness is alive in well in our Doofus DemocRAT controlled City.
But Before We Vote, Let’s All Say The Slacker’s Prayer.
Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down with Barney Frank. He leadeth me toward the still voting booths. He restoreth my welfare. He leadeth me to the path of food stamps for His name’ sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Nancy Pelosi, I shall fear no evil, for Oprah art with me. Thy 30 second paid advertising, it comforts me. Thou preparest a tax break before me in the presence of Joe Biden. Thou annointest my head with alternative energy, my Prius runneth fine.
Surely social programs and government intervention shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the DemocRAT held House of Representatives forever.
Racial Healing Update
At Black Churches all over America on Sunday, as usual, sermons were political, racist “Get-out-the-Vote” handouts were considered to be “Community Service” announcements, and buses were waiting to take parishioners down to their local Boards of Elections to vote early and often for their local DemocRATS for whom they were told to vote.
Speaking of which, did you remember that Saturday Night Live’s Satirical Black Panel Show: “What Would It Take For Obama To Lose Black Vote?” The Black Moderator reported “All over America, Obama’s approval rating has dropped five points to 41%, but even worse than that, the president’s approval rating among black voters has dropped seven points, all the way down to 93%.”
And The US National Debt was $20,458,805,240,744 nation at 10:53 PM this evening (you can see the actual current number here) and the struggle for the soul of our once great nation will must continue.
And Speaking of Disingenuous DemocRAT Attack Ads, Like This One Besmirching Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley’s Character, nobody has found who was really responsible for our vile-and-disgusting anonymous illegal flier.
In Hamilton County, Over-Taxed Payer Watchdog Nick Nadel says
IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT
When you vote tomorrow, one of the major issues is whether to support numerous Property Tax Levies.
You are being bombarded with slick and expensive advertising telling you a yes vote won’t raise your taxes (except for issue 5 which gives you a hefty 37% tax hike).
Before you vote, here is one final non slick inexpensive thought: Anytime you VOTE NO you will SAVE DOUGH!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!
Meanwhile In Anderson
Supporters of Andy Pappas opponent packed October’s Trustees Meeting to piss and moan about some of the jokes Andy was making on his Facebook Page, like the one that said “What does Andy Pappas’ opponent have in common with a prostitute? Answer: They’ve both accepted checks from Jerry Springer…”
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
When The Clintons Left The White House In 2000, Hillary Claimed They Were “Dead Broke”
Now they’ve amassed a fortune of $240 million. Doing what? Speaking fees, ‘consulting’ and book sales are cited, but what the legacy media ignores is their real money maker: The mass of red flags that is the Clinton Foundation. It was established for egalitarian reasons in 2001, but its real purpose is the enrichment of the Clintons and their cronies. Money brings power and Hillary used it in an attempt to buy the presidency. (MORE)
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