Special “Sucking At The Stadium” E-dition

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2017

Because The Bungals Have Been On Their Knees For The Past 50 Years

Yesterday at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for Patellas (Kneecaps), as Millionaire Players at NFL (Negro Football League) games in over-taxed payer funded stadiums all across America took part in yesterday’s media-orchestrated Black Lies Matter “Protests” to dishonor our Country by kneeling during the National Anthem.

Meanwhile in Cincinnati, The Bungals and Marvin Lewis will be hosting a Pure Romance party at Paul Brown Stadium on October 13, where ladies can learn how to suck… just like the Bungals.  No kidding! This one-of-a-kind girls’ night out will teach local soccer moms about the fundamentals while supporting a great cause—the Marvin Lewis Community Fund.

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