THURSDAY, AUGUST 31, 2017

Here’s One More Whistleblower Prediction That Came True

At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how Cincinnati’s Stupid Streetcar did during its first year. “I see they’re cutting their ridership projections in half,” Kane explained.

Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin highlighted this line from Cameron Knight’s report in The Fishwrap: “More than 18,000 rides were taken on the streetcar on Sept. 9, the day it officially opened to the public. It was free for the first three days of operation….”

Remember when The Blower wondered if we’d see riders like these last year on the September 9 grand opening?

No Wonder None Of The Scared Surburbanites Showed Up