Daily Archives: August 25, 2017

Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition

Just another Guest Column


Time Really Flies When You’re Having Fun


Hurley the Historian says it really doesn’t seem like four whole years since The Blower began its Guest Editor Program on Fridays, but sure enough, on the final Friday in August, 2013, we introduced “JayWalking Joe” Deters, who suddenly had a lot more free time ever since he’d thrown up his hands in disgust and refused to have his Hamilton County Prosecutors Office continue to attempt to defend Dingbat DemocRAT Judge Tracie Hunter’s Judicial Circus.


And because our Hamilton County Prosecutor swore under penalty of perjury that “nothing racist had ever been implied” during the telling of jokes whenever The Old JayWalker had lunch with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, The Blower, where also, nothing politically incorrect has ever been implied, is once again pleased to permit the Old JayWalker to present once again his original three racial-healing items plus a racial-healing quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists.



By Rufus Redneck

image007I am going to reveal to you eight magic words.
With these words you will have a new understanding of issues you have contemplated at length.
If these words were spoken years ago, we would have entirely different influences in music and movies, and language.
If these words were spoken years ago, we would have a much smaller national deficit.
If these words were spoken years ago, we would have far less turmoil in America.
If these words were spoken years ago, we would have all of our great cities prospering as well as the small towns.
If these words were spoken years ago, we would have far less violence and have far less need for gun control.

“We should have picked our own damn cotton.”



By Bunkovich Tadwell

image009I never thought I’d say this, but “Hooray for Putin!” This year on February 4, this is what Bad Vlad told the Russian Parliament, when the Russian President gave a speech about tensions with minorities in Russia:

“In Russia live Russians. Any minority, from anywhere, if it wants to live in Russia , to work and eat in Russia , should speak Russian, and should respect the Russian laws. If they prefer Sharia Law, then we advise them to go to those places where that’s the state law. Russia does not need minorities. Minorities need Russia, and we will not grant them special privileges, or try to change our laws to fit their desires, no matter how loud they yell discrimination.”

“We better learn from the suicides of America, England, Holland, and France, if we are to survive as a nation. The Russian customs and traditions are not compatible with the lack of culture or the primitive ways of most minorities. When this honorable legislative body thinks of creating new laws, it should have in mind the national interest first, observing that the minorities are not Russians.”

The politicians in the Duma then gave Putin a five-minute standing ovation.



By Josh Gerth and Andy Pappas

           Since the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools these days (because the word “God” is mentioned), two new new kids at our Anderson High School in the Forrest Gump School District offer his “New Pledge of Allegiance”:
image011Now I sit me down in school,
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks…
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King.
It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles…
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!



By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach

image013A Lawyer, an Illegal Alien, a Pathological Liar, a Muslim, a Communist, and a Black Guy walk into a Bar.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be, Mr. President?”


These Were The Stories We Were Working On Four Years Ago Today

  • image016Way Smaller Crowd Than Expected for Obama’s MLK Speech
  •  Only 10% Think Race Relations Better Since Obama Elected
  •  NY Times: Obama Must “Bomb Syria, Even If It Is Illegal”
  •  Ohio Sales Tax Rises on Sunday
  •  Berns and Noble Not Yet Eliminated From Cincinnati Mayoral Race
  •  How Much Did Former Covington Finance Director Steal Anyway?  
  •  Reds Still in Third Place, Three-and-a-Half Games Out


Whistleblower Web Poll Four Years Ago Today                 

This week, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said Obama used the old “Look, a Puppy” Deflection this week:

            (A) Worst economic forecasts ever: 2%

            (B) Egypt in flames and Putin won’t take him seriously: 1%

            (C) All those phony scandals just won’t go away: 1%

            (D) He has to give another big jobs speech and he doesn’t have a clue: 96%


Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!


2013 Conservative Political Cartoons




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Whistleblower Video of the Day
(Four Years Ago Today)

Johnny Cashless Sings, “Obama’s Prison Blues”

Things Really Haven’t Changed Much During The Past Four Years, Have They?

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