Another “School Daze” E-dition

HEADER-AUGUST 18 SCHOOL DAZE

THURSDAY, AUGUST 17, 2017      

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As kids return to school this week, we’ll continue our dumbing-down process for 2016. Fools in Schools

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Did you ever wonder why some folks are willing to wait in long lines for Voucher Schools? —Common Core Opponents

 

image006And we’ll keep telling you how much we really, really care about education. —Elected Officials Running for Re-election on November 7, in only “82” more days)

 

image006Obama and Crooked Hillary wanted to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions would have more money to donate to us. —Despicable DemoCRATS

 

image006I’ve been meaning to ask my Education Secretary Lady if we’ve gotten rid of that Common Core thing yet. —Donald Trump

 

image006Statues in our township are safe. —Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas

 

image006Please stop asking us how much our so-called Anderson building projects are really costing. —Forrest Gump School Board 

image006Most GOP voters say Trump will never make the media happy. As far as most Republicans and Trump supporters are concerned, their guy will never get a break from the news media.  —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen

image006Would you say Obama’s vision of a post-racial America looks even more distant than before? —Cynical Sid

 

image006Is hate speech protected under the Constitution? In a word, yes. Judge Andrew Napolitano

 

image006 Black Folks certainly haven’t changed much since Ferguson. Jonathan Gentry

image006Please don’t mention that I got booed off the stage in Ferguson after asking protesters for money. —Race Baiter #2 Jesse Jackson

 image006I said we’re not looters, we’re liberators of other people’s stuff. —Race Baiter # 1 Al Sharpton 

image006I was so proud to honor Al Sharpton at the Council on American Islamic Relations’ Annual Banquet. Erlanger, KY’s National CAIR Board Chair Roula Allouch  

image006image016Please don’t remind people how I took complete credit for Cincinnati’s Historic Collaborative Agreement, which I publicly deserted after a single year, especially since I was using our local media to pitch myself as a savior two years ago, when I was sucking up to Race-baiter # 1 Al Sharpton in Ferguson. —Reverend Demon Lynchmob

image006There is never any racial tension in the Great White North at the Western Southern Tennis Matches, except that time when Serena Williams won. —Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters, Sometimes Seen on ESPN Sitting in John Barrett’s Box

image006Attorney Scott Greenwood has been cited for his work in First Amendment Law for over 20 years, ever since the legendary KKK Fountain Square case in ’93, whiich BTW got him an invite to join the Whistleblower Legal Dream. —Best Lawyers In America Committee

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With all the Milwaukee Race Riot Hype Coverage last year, could The Blower please find a little space for my video asking “Why don’t you act like the President?” Not just to one group!  —Judge Jeanine “Why don’t you act like the President?” Not just to one group! Race Relations

image006Today in 1920, the Women’s Suffrage Constitutional Amendment was ratified, and America has been suffering ever since. —Hurley the Historian   

image006That’s why we chose Mark Twain’s: “Women, go your ways! Seek not to beguile us of our imperial privileges. Content yourself with your little feminine trifles — your babies, your benevolent societies and your knitting–and let your natural bosses do the voting. Stand back — you will be wanting to go to war next. We will let you teach school as much as you want, and we will pay you half wages for it, too, but beware! We don’t want you to crowd us too much. —Your Quote for Today Committee

image006The Whistleblower has always been most sensitive to our needs.The League of Women Vipers

image006Those few darkies who showed at the Great Inland Seafood Fest at Newport were happy and gay, just like in “Our Old Kentucky Home.” —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo 

image006image013Most children in Northern Kentucky have already returned to school. —Bluegrass Fools in Schools

image006Handing out thousands of backpacks filled with free school supplies is something else we saw a lot more of during the Age of Obama. —Church Volunteers

image006Your child’s self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. —Northern Kentucky Educators

image006We can hardly wait to see if teachers like that former Bungals cheerleader will be having sex with their students. —Horny Guys in Junior High

image006The Free Condom Dispenser was empty on the first day. —Nerds at NKU

The first holiday on our schedule (Labor Day) isn’t until September 4 this year. —Children in Union Households

image006On the first day of school, I always tell my class we’re only having half a day of school that morning, and when the class says “Hooray,” I tell them we’ll be having the other half that afternoon. —Mrs. Carson, Who Really Hates Kids

image006Trish the Dish says on Tuesday she was already tired of doing Back to School stories.  —Channel 19 News

 

image006Most children in Northern Kentucky have already returned to school. —Bluegrass Fools in Schools

image006Handing out thousands of backpacks filled with free school supplies is something else we’re seeing a lot more of during the Age of Obama. —Church Volunteers

image006Your child’s self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. —Northern Kentucky Educators

image006We can hardly wait to see if teachers like that former Bungals cheerleader will be having sex with their students. —Horny Guys in Junior High

image006The Free Condom Dispenser was empty on the first day. —Nerds at NKU

image006The first holiday on our schedule (Labor Day) isn’t until September 5 this year. —Children in Union Households

image006On the first day of school, I always tell my class we’re only having half a day of school that morning, and when the class says “Hooray,” I tell them we’ll be having the other half that afternoon. —Mrs. Carson, Who Really Hates Kids

image006Trish the Dish says it’s only Tuesday and she’s already tired of doing Back to School stories.  —Channel 19 News

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