Special “Political Performance” E-dition

At Least Hillary Isn’t President
At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Pissed-off Political Insiders were really complaining about the way RINOs in Congress have been unable to keep all those promises they made during the past seven years to Repeal and Replace ObamaCare.

“You’d have thought our Crooks in Congress would’ve already gotten the message,” Kane explained, “especially if they thought they might lose their HeathCare Bailouts and be forced to pay for their own health insurance, just like the rest of us. That’s one Twitter Threat we’d like to see Trump keep.”

“Maybe that’s why so many Republicans aren’t eager to show up at local Town Halls back home during their August Recess,” Kane added. “They wouldn’t have to worry about Disingenuous DemocRAT Protesters showing up. Angry Republicans who sent them to Washington would be doing enough complaining.”

And last Thursday, Republican voter Bob Heghmann sued Virginia Republican officials for Congress’ failure to repeal and replace ObamaCare. “I’m basically saying, you don’t want to do what you are obligated to do, what you promised to do. Give the money back,” Heghmann, the retired Virginia attorney told “Fox & Friends” on Sunday.

“How funny would it be if local Republicans sued to get their money back from the folks at RINO Party Headquarters at 700 Walnut Streets,” Kane wondered. RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP should hope it wouldn’t be retroactively, trying to get all their donations back from all that time ago when our local RINOs allowed Hamilton County to turn “Blue.”