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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 2, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Really Big Sight-And-Sound Bites —

 TODAY TRUMP ADVISER STEPHEN MILLER WAS THE DESIGNATED CNN BASHER AT THE WHITE HOUSE

 

TUCKER REACTS TO CNN’S JIM ACOSTA GETTING DESTROYED BY STEPHEN MILLER | TUCKER CARLSON TONIGHT

GREG GUTFELD REACTS TO JIM ACOSTA GETTING DESTROYED BY STEPHEN MILLER | THE FIVE

MARK STEYN SAYS DEBBI WASSERMAN SCHULTZ SCANDAL IS MEDIA’S RUSSIAN DREAM

Remy: The Venezuela Diet!

Mark Dice: YouTube’s New Censorship Will Creep You Out

— DOJ CALLS BULLSHIT ON NYT’S FAKE NEWS LEAK —
Tonight, Fox News says Trump’s DOJ is pushing back on that New York Times Fake News Leak The Blower reported on this morning that claimed officials were reshuffling resources in its civil rights division to go after colleges’ affirmative action admissions policies deemed to discriminate against White applicants.

— MCCAIN’S MENDACITY —
McCain Is More Popular With D-RATS Than GOP

— Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion 

Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb

WASHINGTON—Noting that the resignation of Anthony Scaramucci as White House communications director marked the ouster of the third top administration official in less than two weeks, a worried populace told reporters Monday that it was unsure how many former Trump staffers it could safely reabsorb. “Jesus, we can’t just take back these assholes all at once—we need time to process one before we get the next,” said 53-year-old Gregory Birch of Naperville, IL, echoing the concerns of 323 million Americans in also noting that the country was only now truly beginning to reintegrate former national security advisor Michael Flynn. “This is just not sustainable. I’d say we can handle maybe one or two more former members of Trump’s inner circle over the remainder of the year, but that’s it. This country has its limits.” At press time, the American populace was wearily hoping it had even 48 hours before it had to figure out how to take back Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

— Tonight’s Ben Garrison Moment

​”The Trouble With Trannies” 

Recently William Shatner has been under attack by SJWs, feminists who hate men and what he calls “snowflakes.” The latter are young people who are also known as, ‘crybullies.’ They invent or imagine micro-aggressions and slights and exaggerate them into major offenses. President Trump faces such outrage from the feminists, SJWS and snowflakes on a daily basis. They flew into a flurry when he decreed that transexuals don’t belong in the military. Do we really need such distractions inflicted upon people who fighting for our country? It’s bad enough they aren’t installing urinals for sailors on new aircraft carriers. They don’t want to offend female sailors or something. What’s next—flying the rainbow flags on ships?
..…….Read More at the Cartoon Blog

— Speaking of Trannie Bans —

Persons of Consequence watching TV5’s coverage of Cincinnati Vice Mayor David Mann at last week’s media orchestrated Trannie Ban Rally at Cincinnati City Hall…

…might remember how much Cincinnati Vice Mayor David Mann’s views have changed since the days when The Blower covered Mayor David Mann’s in Edition #62 (published on August 6, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town. There was a Front Page story about homosexuals gathering in front of Cincinnati City Hall to sing Judy Garland songs and declare Mayor David Mann Tolerance Day. 

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