Annual “Chick Fil-A-Day” E-dition

AUGUST 1 CHIC FIL A

TUESDAY, AUGUST 1, 2017

Happy Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day, Everybody!

image005image005Harry Homophobe says it’s hard to believe how long it’s been since Obama devolved down to pander to homosexual donors on the issue of same-sex marriage, while Disingenuous DemocRATS were giving same-sex marriage their stamp of approval at the DNC’s 2012 Convention in Charlotte, Gay-Loving Liberal Big City Mayors seeking publicity on the 24-hour news channels like Chicago’s Rahm Emanuel, Boston’s Tom Menino, and San Francisco’s Mayor Edwin Lee, who said Chick-Fil- A restaurants would not be welcome in their cities, just because Chick-Fil-A president Dan Cathy had stated his support for “traditional marriage.”

That’s because when the Chick-Fil-A CEO was asked if he held the same view of marriage Obama had recently held, he answered “guilty as charged.” 

image005Today, everybody’s wondering why Diversity Fanatics at image007The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap aren’t demanding that Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley call his Extreme Liberal Clown-cil back into session to throw a hissy fit and pass a resolution banning Chick-Fil-A from hiring unemployed people to work at their restaurants within the city limits, like Chick-Fil-A locations in Anderson, Eastgate, Springdale, Tri-County, Deerfield Crossing, and West Chester, along with locations in Newport, Florence, and the Airport in Northern Kentucky. But the only Chick-Fil-A restaurants that actually appear to be within Cincinnati’s city limits appears to be the one at UC, (Kenwood Town Centre, and Western Hills are outside). [SEE YOUR CHICK-FIL-A- LOCATOR HERE]

image005IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY:  Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo asked,“Are there really only three Chick-Fil-A locations in Northern Kentucky, on Houston Road in Florence, Madison Pike in Fort Mitchell, and the Newport Pavilion?” Whistleblower Alternate Life-Styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis, said “Same sex marriages are still being performed every night in Devou Park.” Northern Kentucky TEA Partiers reminded us, “Sarah Palin likes Chick-Fil-A.” Gay Students at NKU say, “We wish we had a Chick-Fil-A restaurant on campus so we could boycott it.” Horny in Hebron drooled, “I like watching Lesbians getting in on.”  At Channel 19 News, Trish the Dish says, “The chicken tasted better before I knew it was basted in hate and homophobia.” And at TV 5, Sheree Paolello said, “The Waffle Potato Fries at Chick-Fil-A are really delicious.”

image005FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders enjoying Chick Fil-A Chargrilled Chicken Club Sandwiches Sandwiches asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if it was bad business for a CEO to voice a political stance of any kind, because you’ll always be sure to piss some people off. “But when you ask a Christian owner of a restaurant chain that isn’t open on Sunday what he thinks about gay marriage, you shouldn’t be surprised and outraged when you don’t like his answer, unless, of course, you’re not a Liberal,” Kane said. Then our good friend Bobby Leach said, “I hope you don’t choke eating a Chick-Fil-A sandwich and the only person there who knows CPR turns out to be gay.”

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Remember when the Muppets cut ties with Chick-Fil-A, due to the company’s strict anti-gay policies? Today we have Kermit’s video explaining why he still supports gay rights
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