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THURSDAY, AUGUST 31, 2017
Last night, The Blower brought you President’s Trump’s Speech announcing his new Tax Reform Plan?
Trump’s General Tax Reform Plan Has Four Main Points:
Dramatically simplify the tax code because, Trump said, 90% of Americans need professional tax help.
Write a competitive tax code that creates more jobs and higher wages for American workers.
Provide tax relief for middle class families. “They’re the forgotten people,” Trump said. “That means they’ll go out and spend their money and it’ll be a beautiful thing to watch.”
Repatriate trillions of dollars in corporate profits that are parked overseas to avoid the world’s highest corporate taxes in the U.S.
Actually, That’s Not Bad For A Start
But this might be a good time to reintroduce The Blower’s “Three Quick Fixes” that we’ve only been reminding you of every freaking April 15 for the past zillion years:
Hurley the Historian says Disingenuous DemocRATS and the Destroy Trump Press may still be blaming Donald Trump for everything that’s ever gone wrong in America since the Battle of Bunker Hill, but April 15 is still your dreaded TAX DAY and The Blower will now once again offer these three common-sense suggestions to fix our whole tax-and-spending mess:
No withholding. No phony refunds. If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, they’d actually know how much they’re paying.
Until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid Congressmen should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents’ tax forms for FREE.
Hold EVERY election on TAX DAY!
Some day, when our prayers are finally answered and Republicans actually control the Presidency and Both Houses Of Congress, maybe the Middle Class could get a little Tax Reform so we can begin to Make America Great Again
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