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MONDAY, JULY 31, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S BREAKING NEWS —
Anthony Scaramucci Out As White House Communications Director After Only 10 Days…
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— DISHONEST DEMOCRAT DIATRIBE —
— CORRUPTION CORNER —
Chelsea Clinton Caught Spreading Fake News!
— Tonight’s PC Update —
Proctor And Gamble Racism Ad Paints Black People As Victims, Need To Fear Police
— Spoiled Sports Story —
ESPN Doesn’t Understand Why Colin Kaepernick Is Unemployed…
— Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion —
“So Fuckin’ Sorry To Hear About This Shit,” Reads Outpouring Of Sympathetic Texts From Scaramucci’s Friends, Family
WASHINGTON—Following his abrupt dismissal just 10 days after being named White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci reportedly received an outpouring of sympathetic texts Monday from friends and family expressing that they were “so fuckin’ sorry to hear about this shit.” “My deepest motherfuckin’ condolences, Tony, it’s terrible to hear you got shit.
— Tonight’s Ben Garrison Moment —
Removing the Tumor“
It’s time for John McCain to retire. The 80 year-old Arizona senator was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Any normal man would spend his remaining time with his family. Not McCain. He remains determined to do maximum damage to President Trump and the USA.
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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s First 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 195. There Are Now Only 1,190 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.