Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

FRIDAY, JULY 14, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap


(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

TONIGHT’S TOP STORIES

JP MORGAN’S CEO, JAMIE DIMON, UNLOADS ON DC: TIRED OF LISTENING TO THIS STUPID “SHIT”
(If Only This Guy Hadn’t Donated All That Money To The DemocRATS)

DR. SEBASTIAN GORKA: I’M READY TO BE THE PRESIDENT’S PIT BULL

MARK DICE:THIS IS CNN

BILL WHITTLE: THE TRUTH vs CNN

BEST CNN FAKE NEWS EXPOSED CLIPS 2017

INTRODUCING TUCKER CARLSON TONIGHT’S “FINAL EXAM”

TONIGHT’S FRENCH POSTCARD
Someone Added Donald Trump To The Wall Of This Restroom In Paris

TONIGHT’S UPDATE FROM THE BABYLON BEE

CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump

U.S.—A new, exclusive CNN investigative report revealed Thursday that millions of American voters may have potentially colluded with the Trump campaign to elect Donald Trump as President of the United States.

While Russia has been accused of interfering in the election, the breaking report indicates that the collusion may have extended to a significant portion of the U.S. population—“as many as 60 million citizens, and possibly even more.”

“The conspiracy goes much deeper than anyone expected,” Jake Tapper said on his news segment The Politics Lead. “We’re talking tens of millions of people involved in this secret plot to make sure Hillary didn’t make it into the White House and to prop up Donald Trump as the winner.”

The CNN report does not accuse anyone of hacking or rigging the vote, but rather suggests that those colluding with the real estate mogul in the far-reaching scheme may have simply walked into voting booths and cast their vote for Donald Trump, giving him the electoral college victory.

“It’s far more sinister than we thought,” a visibly disturbed Tapper said.

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TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS SUBSCRIPTION
IS BILL CLINTON BETWEEN THE BUSHES AGAIN?

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Second 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Monday Is Day Number 178. There Are Now Only 1,207 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.