TUESDAY, JULY 4, 2017
Happy Independence Day, Everybody!
The first thing we had to do was update the Whistleblower “Stylebook” and change all the “Fourth of Julys” to “Independence Days,” especially after yesterday’s “Don’t Call It The Fourth Of July” E-dition when we explained why all Real Americans believe today is the most important day in the history of the United States because it’s the day our Framers broke from a tyrannical monarchy to establish a country based on freedom, liberty, and equal opportunity for all.
Almost as important as Independence Day would be November 8, 2016 when Trump was elected and his Inauguration on January 20, 2017, because if Obama, Crooked Hillary, and the DemocRAT Propaganda News Media had gotten their way, today’s Independence Day wouldn’t have been worth celebrating.
New ground-level ozone standards being pushed by The Least Patriotic President in American History and the Environmental Protection Agency would’ve resulted in widespread bans on fireworks shows, backyard grilling, and other Independence Day traditions.
If Michelle had gotten her way, Joey Chestnut wouldn’t have won his tenth Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest eating 72 hot dogs and bugs in ten minutes.
Obama’s and Hillary’s Racial Divide would’ve been even wider in DemocRAT-controlled Cities.
America would already be overrun with illegal immigrants in time to work on Hillary’s re-election in 2020.
Christians would be thrown to the lions and the Gay Flag would be flying from all 50 state capitols and in the one in Washington D.C.
First Amendment Rights would’ve already been eliminated by Obama’s and Hillary’s Executive Orders.
ISIS wouldn’t be getting their asses kicked, and illegal payments to Iran would still be happening.
Nobody would be worried about a little thing like “Our National Debt.”
SOTUS, bolstered by a new Liberal Activist Judge would now be rubber-stamping everything Obama and Hillary ever wanted.
Loretta Lynch would still be the Attorney General.
In a related item, The Liberal Propaganda Media would still be covering-up all those scandals for Obama, Hillary, Bill Clinton, and Chelsea, too.
Political Correctness would still be setting our Moral Compass.
And this year, if we weren’t all being beheaded, the best “Fourth of July” in History would be celebrated by all of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.
As Hillary says, “At this point what difference does it make,” since these Americans don’t even know why we celebrate Independence Day on the fourth day of July in the first place in Hillary’s America.