Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

FRIDAY, JUNE 30, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

Tonight’s Top Eleven Sight-and-Sound Bites

CNN Producer: Voters “Stupid as Shit”– American Pravda: CNN Part 3

Remy: Fake News

TRUMP HAS NEW OPPOSITION. Is The Swamp Getting More Polluted?

Tucker: Press Meltdown Over Trump’s Tweets Hypocritical

CNN Can’t Stop Talking about Trump’s Mika Brzezinski Tweets

“You Spent 353 Minutes Attacking Trump” Sarah Sanders Slams Reporter

Donny Deutsch Challenges Trump To Fight In The Schoolyard, Hosts Tell Him To Shut Up

Chris Matthews Suggests Trump Channel Mussolini, Murder Kushner; Compares Him To Ethiopian Dictator

White House Press Corps Falsely Accuses White House Staff Of Assault

MSNBC Calls Hillary Clinton A Conspiracy Theorist For Trump/Russia Claims

What is Fake News?

40 Instances of Violence or Violent Rhetoric From Left Since Trump Was Elected 

Cory Booker Likens Planned Parenthood Activists To Brave Men That Stormed Beaches Of Normandy
Who Said Trump’s Tweets Are
“Beneath the Dignity” of “Any Decent Man”

(SEE ANSWER HERE)

Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion

Veteran Given Hero’s Welcome Back To Afghanistan 

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—Waving flags and breaking into cheers the moment they spotted the veteran, dozens of joyous citizens gave Marine Pfc. Victor Rosas, 23, a hero’s welcome back to Afghanistan, sources reported Tuesday. “I’ve been counting down the hours until Victor came back, and here he is at last!” said local food vendor Anwar Ahmadzai, one of the many familiar faces the young soldier had not seen for the 14 months he was overseas in the U.S. “There were some people who worried we might not ever see him again, but I never doubted this day would come, not for one minute. Now he just needs some time to relax and start settling back into his old life.” Wiping a tear from his eye, Ahmadzai added that he hoped Rosas would stay much longer than he did last time.

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Second 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Monday Is Day Number 164. There Are Now Only 1,221 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.