Special “Confederate Memorial Day in Kentucky” E-dition

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SATURDAY, JUNE 3, 2017

Happy Confederate Memorial Day, Everybody!

image045image004Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he’s sure the local news media will not be covering the big Confederate Memorial Day Parade in Northern Kentucky today. Hurley the Historian says Confederate Memorial Day is officially celebrated in Kentucky on June 3, because Confederate President Jefferson Davis was born on that date in 1808 in Fairview, Kentucky. For those of you who don’t know where Fairview is, it’s near Hopkinsville, wherever in the hell that is. 

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Jefferson Davis’ “I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came.”

image045The Camboozler also says Reuters reports Brandenburg, Kentucky town gave a formal welcome on Monday to a monument to the Confederate soldiers of the American Civil War, rededicating the controversial structure after the University of Louisville caved in to Black Lies Matter Activists and removed it as a so-called “unwelcome symbol of slavery.”

image045image010ALSO IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Whistleblower Readers have always known Northern Kentucky’s been way ahead of Cincinnati. You’ll no doubt recall 24 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town). Edition #53, featured J.R. Hatfield story when our Legendary Bureau Chief’s reported about the Covington Business Council’s demonstration of a bus dressed up to look like a streetcar, complete with an over-the-hill Dixieland band hanging on for dear life on the rear deck. The business group was trying to drum up support for a trolley shuttle between Covington and downtown. If only they had a willing City Council then to tear up all the streets and put rails back in, the Covington trolley could still be running today. 

image045SUMMER INTERNS: 412 applications for Whistleblower’s Internship Program were submitted by the May 26 deadline for the summer term. Three lucky aspiring college students were chosen— one male, one female, and one we’re not quite sure about. 

Now here’s a video showing you why we chose college students, instead of a woman going back to work after thirty years. Watch carefully, the video is only five seconds long, but, you’ll get it. If you’re younger than 40 years old, you probably won’t understand it.  [CLICK HERE]


image045FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA,
Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to repeat that war story he plans to tell all those other geezers at the Veterans D-Day Lunch at Outback on Tuesday. Kane plans to recount how he and two buddies survived that Infamous “Three Against A Thousand Raid:

image012What a battle, what fantastic odds, they never should have attempted it in the first place; it was “Three against a 1,000.”  First they opened up with artillery fire— it was three against 1,000. Then they came with an infantry assault— it was three against 1,000. It was some of the bloodiest hand-to-hand combat in history.

Kane also told about his plans to attend this month’s Trustees’ meeting in Anderson to ask that an appropriate portion of a road in Anderson Township be designated as a memorial highway, to honor PFC Petkovsky, one of the other heroes of that “Three Against A Thousand Raid.”  

We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially PFC Petkovsky.

image023 PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was pilfered from only one websites for the production of today’s Blower. (This time we only plagiarized ourselves!)
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This is the Official “Confederate Memorial Day in Kentucky” E-dition. Any other Confederate Memorial Day in Kentucky edition you might see is surely a fake!
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More Proud Sponsors and Avid Fans

Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our June fund-raising drive by Great, Great Grandsons of the Confederacy, for helping keep their dreams alive.image011

 CONFEDERATE MEMORIAL DAY HOT LINE

Some Confederate Flag Waving Items in today’s Blower were sent in by our Confederate Flag Waving vile-and-disgusting subscribers.image011

 WHISTLEBLOWER REBEL VIDEOS OF THE DAY

CONFEDERATE SOLDIER SONG ~ JOHNNY REB

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image022 (Sent in by our Redneck Republican, who says, “Get a brain, Morans!” )

PLUS

Animated History of the Confederate States of America 1860 1870

Tribute to the Confederate Fallen (Wearing of the Gray)

 Black People Enjoy Celebrating Confederate Memorial Day Too  

image023Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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