Daily Archives: May 31, 2017

Special “Fake News Framus” E-dition

It’s Time For The White House To Fight Back
This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the White House preparation for Total War with the “Destroy Trump” Media. The Trumpsters are now talking about an aggressive operation to Dispute, Discredit, and Defeat press misinformation.

“And ‘Fake News’ is so easy to spot. A ‘Fake News’ story does not name names,” Kane explained. “It’s like what Tim Graham (research director of the bias-monitoring Media Research Center) says: “Unless the source is named, we’re going to assume automatically that the source is fictional.”

Now today we have our Top Ten List of Words and Phrases That Should Make You Suspect The Story Just Might Be “Fake News”:
10. An Official Says…
9. Even Better— A Former Official Says…
8. Someone Close To
7. Some People Say…
6. Someone Who Was In The Room Says…
5. According To A Document
4. A Confidential Memo That Memorialized…
3. The Word “Source”
2. The Word “Reportedly”
And the Number One Word Or Phrase That Should Make You Suspect The Story Just Might Be “Fake News” Is…This Is CNN