Daily Archives: May 30, 2017

Special “Post-Memorial Day Stress” E-dition

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TUESDAY, MAY 30, 2017            

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image004image004Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says only 49% of the people they interviewed think Memorial Day is one of nation’s most important holidays, up from 44% a year ago —Patriotic Americans

image004This Memorial Day, President Trump made Memorial Day great again, because being a Patriotic President  Was suddenly back in style. —WWII Medal of Honor Winners



Does somebody need to update our list of Americans who have died in Afghanistan and Iraq? QZ.com   

image004Four years ago, two former Navy Seals from San Diego Hillary left to die in the Benghazi terror attacks were honored in a special ceremony in San Diego. —Mount Soledad Veterans Association. —Mount Soledad Veterans Association

image004Veterans in crisis and their families and friends should call 1-800-273-8255 and Press 1 to receive qualified, caring help. —Department of Veterans Affairs Responders

image004What’s the big deal? Dead soldiers are only “Political Props.” —Obama Supporters in the Press, Currently Called The Destroy Trump Media

vimage005On Thursday’s date in 1980, left-wing lunatics found a new way to spew their Liberal lies when we began broadcasting. CNN

image004Just because our announcers are uncomfortable calling America’s fallen military “heroes,” doesn’t mean we’re totally unpatriotic. —Obama and Hillary Groupies at PMSNBC

image004This year we were hoping Obama would lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Rogue IRS Agents in Cincinnati. —Compulsive Obama Apologists Tom and Rose

image004Sunday’s Rolling Thunder got a lot more publicity six years ago when I showed up for a ride on a Harley. —Sarah Palin

image004We should not be saying ‘Happy Memorial Day.” We should be saying “Remember Memorial Day,” and “Honor Memorial Day.” —Former Congressman Allen B. West

image004Disingenuous DemocRATS like Sherrod Brown should be booed at Memorial Day events for not supporting legislation to hold accountable senior managers who are responsible for the deaths and suffering of veterans by delaying critical medical services for years at a time and then lying about it. —Ohio TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski

image004image010Were any Real Republicans glad to see me on Sunday night’s PBS National Memorial Day Concert? —Colin Powell

image004That’s why we chose General Norman Schwartzkopf’s “It doesn’t take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

image004That was a truly inspirational account about the origin of “Taps” in The Blower’s Memorial Day e-dition. Fortunately this year, The Blower added the part where according to Snopes.com, that story was not exactly true. —Freddy Factchecker

image004That’s why I always say “When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.” —Liberty Valance

image011 image004OK, let’s see if the guys at Snopes.com can find fault with this version of “Taps.” —Tom Paine-in-the-Ass  

image004Did we miss an opportunity by not having a really big event on Memorial Day again this year? —TEA Party Patriots, Waiting For Flag Day (whenever the hell that is)

image004image013On Memorial Day, every Real Republican in Hamilton County on the Special Whistleblower Insiders List offered a silent prayer for the souls of all those brave men and women whose political aspirations have died under the leadership of the Hamilton County RINO Party. —Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda

image004As the Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda, make sure The Blower doesn’t forget June 1 will be the 21st anniversary of the Hamilton County Stadium tax. —Looney Libertarian Josh Weitzman

image004One of the really patriotic Memorial Day events in America three years ago at theMemorial Day Bell Ceremony at the Anderson Center was Darryl Parks’ tribute to PFC James Miller IV, for whom the Memorial Highway was designated on Beechmont Avenue between Markey Road and Nagel Road. —Armed Andersonians

image004This year on April 6 the Staff Sergeant Richard T. Pummill Memorial Highway also became the same part of Beechmont Avenue. —The Ohio General Assembly

image004Isn’t it great that all of us draft dodgers got a paid day off on Memorial Day too? —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham

image004The reason I didn’t ask for any money on my Happy Memorial Day message was because that over-taxed payer funded e-mail was part of my constituent service. —Disingenuous DemocRAT Sherrod Brown   

image004Who says we don’t report all the in-depth important issues just because our traditional News Poll question on Memorial Day has always been “Which do you like better– brats or metts?” —TV12 News

image004Does anybody remember when you could actually afford to just get in your car and drive somewhere on Memorial Day because of the way gasoline costs increased during the Obama Administration? —Greater Cincinnati Gas Stations

image004image016Every year Distaste of Cincinnati is proof that Hell is full and the dead are walking the earth. —Downtown Clown-cil 

image004This year our members donated their used food to all those licensed panhandlers and the homeless. —Greater Cincinnati Restaurant Association

image004Hasn’t anybody figured out we’ll deliver a crappy pizza to your house for a whole lot less than it costs those idiots at Distaste of Cincinnati? —LaRosa’s

image004It’s a good thing City Clown-cil passed a law saying price gouging is still OK. —Distaste of Cincinnati Food Vendors

image004image018Memorial Day parades would be a lot shorter if they kept publicity-seeking politicians away and the only people marching were there to honor America’s war dead.  —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

image004We were hoping to see members of the Lesbian Avengers Motorcycle Club riding topless in the Y’All Ville City parade. -—Bluegrass Breast Inspectors

image004I was only there to honor the MILFs.  —Bobby Leach

image004image019We think announcing the exact location of DUI checkpoints on Memorial Day Weekend really helps a lot. —Mothers Against Drunk Driving

image004Every Memorial Day weekend, I always celebrate the anniversary of the Beverly Hills fire. Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Disbarred Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley

image020image004On Memorial Day, I went to the cemetery to visit my legal career. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters 

image004On Memorial Day, what’s left of my career gets buried whenever my overpaid underachievers on the Reds lose another game. —Bryan Price  

image004On Memorial Day, all Second Amendment Advocates should offer a silent prayer for the souls of all those victims of gun violence, who died because laws already on the books have not been enforced.  —Billy Bob Carbine, Bluegrass Rifle Association

image004image022Memorial Day is one of those holidays where we honor a special event or a birthday by pretending it always happened on a Monday and then leaving our trash at the curb for an extra long time, like on Presidents’ Day. —Uncle Jay, Who Used to Explain the News on Memorial Day

image004Did the Covington Commissioners really place a wreath for me at the Tomb of the Unknown Midget? —Disgraced Former Covington Commissioner Steve “I’m 5’0”, Not 4’11”Mergele  

image004Did they really have a ceremony to honor Civil War heroes like General Hooker at the Piece Bell in Newport?  —Phyllis on Madison

image004image023Memorial Day is always a great time to enjoy a three-way.  —Paul Patton Her on the Ass

image004Memorial Day is always a great day to cut and run as President and CEO of the Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce. —Trey Grayson

image004Tell us about it. —Gary No Moore and The Trooper Babe

image004Memorial Day is always a great time to enjoy a memorial probe.  —The Murg

image004Guys at the Fort Mitchell Country Club always tell me Memorial Day is a great time to wear my bikini.  —Miss Vicki

image004image025Memorial Day would always be a great time for The Fishwrap to get scooped by The Blower on a story about a well-known person from Northern Kentucky being arrested for DUI.   —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

image004Memorial Day is always a great time to be invited to a big picnic. —Weight Gainers Members Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich

image004We’re still trying to figure out when Confederate Memorial Day is officially celebrated in Northern Kentucky. —Rufus Redneck

image004On Confederate Memorial Day, do you think I should tell people I’m related to Jefferson Davis? —Goof Doofus

image004image026You can’t fool me. Today is the traditional date for Memorial Day, right? —Trish the Dish at Channel 19 News

image004Curiously, Sheree Paolello says that’s not what it says on her Celebrity Anchorbabes calendar. — Jack Atherton (Still at Channel 22.45 in Dayton in case you missed me) 



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