Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

FRIDAY, MAY 19, 2017 America’s First Lady Melania Trump Will Not Be Required To Wear The Hijab As Michelle Obama And Hillary Clinton Were Forced To Do.

SAUDI ARABIA TELLS FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP SHE CAN SKIP THE HIJAB!

RT.com says Saudi Arabia’s Foreign Minister Adel bin Ahmed Al-Jubeir said that Saudi Arabia welcomes “any style in clothing,” when it comes to allowing Melania to skip wearing the hijab. Liberals might freak out because of this favoritism but most of the voters on our side loves this decision. It seems that Saudi Arabia respects President Trump a lot more than previous leaders like Barack Obama and Bill Clinton. (MORE)

Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Friday Night Fakery

 Tonight’s Top News Lies From The Destroy Trump Media

NY Slimes Claims Trump Told Russians Firing James Comey Eased Invest Pressure

WaPo: Russia Probe Reaches Current White House Adviser

Gingrich On NYT And WaPo Trump Reports: “They’re Garbage!”

Real News Tonight
The Government Investigates!

AMERICAN VOTERS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR TRUMP’S VICTORY! NOT RUSSIA!
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Hillary Clinton Aides To be Indicted by Jeff Session

Cincinnati Mayor Tearfully Apologizes About Accidental Proclamation For Killer Of Officer Sonny Kim


CNNs Chris Cuomo Demands GOP Congressman Prove There Is No Proof Of Russian Collusion


Fox News Fires ‘The Five’ Host Bob Beckel Over Racist Remark

Harvard Study Reveals Huge Extent of Anti-Trump Media Bias 

A major new study out of Harvard University has revealed the true extent of the mainstream media’s bias against Donald Trump. Academics at the Shorenstein Center on Media, Politics and Public Policy analyzed coverage from Trump’s first 100 days in office across 10 major TV and print outlets. They found that the tone of some outlets was negative in as many as 98% of reports, significantly more hostile than the first 100 days of the three previous administrations:

Tonight’s Ben Garrison Moment​”You Gotta Be Kidding”Hillary and her operatives invented the Russian narrative to distract from her criminality and failed candidacy. Apparently the deep state will amp up their Russian lie as a means to impeach President Trump. That’s why the media are releasing stories not based on facts and evidence, but on mysterious unnamed sources and hearsay. The big corporate media have plenty of money, but they’re rapidly losing credibility and can no longer easily brainwash Americans, who are deserting them in droves. More and more citizens are following truth tellers and real investigative journalists on the Internet. The legacy media have been exposed as liars and purveyors of fake news. Despite their vast monetary resources, they’re losing their power and sway over American minds. Good.
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 Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion

Hundreds Of Miniature Sean Hannitys Burst From Roger Ailes’ Corpse 

PALM BEACH, FL—Clawing over each other and gasping for air as they emerged, hundreds of miniature Sean Hannitys reportedly burst from Roger Ailes’ corpse Thursday shortly after the former Fox News CEO’s death. “At first, one little hand broke through his skin, and then dozens and dozens of Sean Hannitys just erupted out of Roger’s chest cavity,” said one witness, adding that the cacophony caused by the two-inch-tall, mucus-covered Hannitys screeching right-wing talking points drowned out every other sound in the room. “They were suddenly everywhere, shrieking about the war on Christmas, paid protesters, and coddled, crybaby liberals on college campuses. One of the nasty little things even scampered up the wall and started gnawing on the doorframe. And, my Lord, they just smelled so foul.” At press time, the miniature Sean Hannitys were ravenously devouring Ailes’ corpse.

 

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