FRIDAY, MAY 19, 2017
Thank You For Not Voting
The Bluegrass State finally didn’t hold any 2017 Primary Elections on Tuesday, and last weekend, the Blamestream News Media didn’t have to declare voters were “Disengaged,” needed to step up, and head out to the polls.
In the past, The Blower had also been guilty of the same silliness, trying to goad people into going to the polls.
Our Quote for Today Committee even recalls our using Jesse “The Body” Ventura’s “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to someone even dumber than you are.”
Our Feckless Fishwrappers didn’t have to whine about Low Voter Turnout, telling Northern Kentucky to “Get out there and vote to choose between an As Yet Unindicted Corrupt, Scandal-Plagued Liar and a Socialist promising free stuff to his really stupid supporters.
But isn’t “Not Voting” just like a vote? Perhaps the voting challenged among us fail to grasp the consequences of decisions made by those who do take office. Kentucky, after all, has paid a high price for electing too many politicians who refuse to implement policies needed to compete effectively with other states for genuine economic growth.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editors
Why, it’s none other than our current Whistleblower Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo and his predecessor J.R. Hatfield, shown as they appeared 26 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town).
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding long and meritorious service reporting on politics in Northern Kentucky to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items written by people from Northern Kentucky plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and ourQuote for Today Committee chose Andrew Jackson’s “I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn’t have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.”
“THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF OBAMA EVER WRITTEN” by Jack Wheeler
The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, no balls, nothing but abstract, empty rhetoric devoid of real substance.
He has no real identity. He is half-white, which he rejects. The rest of him is mostly Arab, which he hides but is disclosed by his non-African Arabic surname and his Arabic first and middle names as a way to triply proclaim his Arabic parentage to people in Kenya. Only a small part of him is African Black from his Luo grandmother, which he pretends he is exclusively.
What he isn’t, not a genetic drop of, is ‘African-American,’ the descendant of enslaved Africans brought to America chained in slave ships. He hasn’t a single ancestor who was a slave. Instead, his Arab ancestors were slave owners. Slave-trading was the main Arab business in East Africa for centuries until the British ended it.
Let that sink in: Obama is not the descendant of slaves, he is the descendant of slave owners. Thus he makes the perfect Liberal Messiah.
It’s something Hillary didn’t understand – how some complete neophyte came out of the blue and stole the Dem nomination from her in 2008. Obamamania is beyond politics and reason. It is a true religious cult, whose adherents reject Christianity yet still believe in Original Sin, transferring it from the evil of being human to the evil of being white.
Thus Obama has become the white liberals’ Christ, offering absolution from the Sin of Being White. There is no reason or logic behind it, no faults or flaws of his can diminish it, no arguments Hillary could make of any kind can be effective against it. The absurdity of Hypocrisy Clothed In Human Flesh being their Savior is all the more cause for liberals to worship him: Credo quia absurdum, I believe it because it is absurd.
Thank heavens that the voting majority of Americans remain Christian and are in no desperate need of a phony savior. He is ridiculous and should not be taken seriously by any thinking American.
And yet he got elected, not once but twice. Thanks to those who did not think it was important to vote for freedom and those who were willing to give up their freedom for entitlements.
Remember you don’t have to be on a southern plantation to be a slave, if you are dependent on government entitlements you just have a different slave owner.
Jack Wheeler was a brilliant man who was the author of Reagan’s strategy to break the back of the Soviet Union with the star wars race and expose their inner weakness. For years he wrote a weekly intelligence update that was extremely interesting and well structured and informative. He consults(ed) with several mega corporations on global trends and the future, etc. He was a true patriot with a no-nonsense approach to everything. He was also a somewhat well-known mountain climber and adventurer.
“THE MEANING OF SERVICE” by Gex “Rhymes With Sex” Williams
I became confused when I heard the word “Service” used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue “Service”
U.S. Postal “Service”
Cable TV “Service”
State, City, County, and Public “Service”
This is not what I thought “Service” meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to “Service” all his cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us. You are now as enlightened as I am!
“THE TALKING CLOCK” by Michael Liquid Plummer
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
“What’s up with the big brass gong?” one of his guests asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.
“A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.
“Yup,” replied the drunk.
“How’s it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.
“Watch,” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed. “You asshole! It’s three-fifteen in the morning!”
AND A QUICKIE By Phil Burr-ass, Former Director of Citizens for Community Values
For those who haven’t heard, Colorado passed both laws – gay marriage and legalized marijuana.
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.” We just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before! Do you think that’s why Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters now approves of legalizing marijuana?
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
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Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said most Apathetic Americas would be celebrating Armed Forces Day tomorrow:
(A) Remembering war heroes: 2%
(B) Pretending to be a Veteran to get a free meal at Applebee’s: 1%
(C) Watching John Wayne movies on TV: 1%
(D) Wishing they were getting another day off with pay: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
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