Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

Tonight’s Top News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of The Fishwrap

Tonight’s White House “News Lies” (Formerly “Fake News”)
(Featuring More Outrageous Accusations And Unreliable Sources)

Plus, The Washington Post says: With Mueller As The Special Prosecutor, The White House Has Every Reason To Panic

Comey’s Revenge Is A Gun Without Powder

Comey’s memo is being treated as a “smoking gun” only because the media and Democrats, likely prompted by Comey himself, are now peddling it that way. 

Comey will soon testify before Congress about this and other matters.  His memo will likely be produced pursuant to a subpoena.  The words and the context will matter. 

But by writing a memo, Comey has put himself in a box.  If he now accuses the President of obstruction, he places himself in legal jeopardy for failing to promptly and properly report it.  If he says it was merely an uncomfortable conversation, he clears the president of wrongdoing and sullies his own image as a guy who attempted to smear the man who fired him. 

Either way, James Comey comes out a loser.  No matter.  The media will hail him a hero. 

After all, he gave them a good story that was better than the truth. (MORE) 

Last Night’s Whistleblower’s Strategery:

If Trump could appoint Comey’s Replacement “temporarily” tomorrow and send “Crying Chuck” Schumer a Tweet telling the Senate Minority Leader to stick his obstruction up his ass, Comey’s Replacement could start rounding up the Leakers immediately and file Crooked Hillary’s indictment before the end of the week. That would really give everybody in the Lying-Gotcha-Propaganda Media something good to write about on Wednesday.  

The Daily Signal says “Before Lois Lerner Targeted The TEA Party, She Helped The Clinton Foundation” (READ THAT STORY HERE)

And wouldn’t it be funny if U.S. District Court Judge Michael Barrett in Cincinnati who has kept some court filings secret while scheduling a “closed Hearing” on Friday was formerly the Party Boss at the Hamilton County RINO Party where he usually had things well in hand? No wonder The Fishwrap is suing him. (MORE)

The Blower says if His Honor really wants to keep those Lying Obama-Loving Bitches Safe, maybe he should put them in jail where they belong.

Many Times You’ll See Stories On The Internet That You’ve Already Seen In The Blower

Not The Onion
1991 Obama Essay: Being Donald Trump is the ‘American Dream’

Trump’s Inspirational & Motivational Commencement Speech for The Coast Guard Class of 2017

Caught On Hot Mic: Sec. Kelly Jokes to Trump That He Should Use Saber On The Press

Why Is The Comey Memo Story Breaking Now?
FixThisNation says we have three possibilities: One, this memo doesn’t actually exist. Two, it exists, but Trump’s message to Comey was far less threatening than the media is making it out to be. A mistake, yes, but the kind of mistake you would expect from someone who is a political neophyte who’s hoping that his close friend and advisor isn’t facing serious trouble. Or three, Comey violated the law and the trust of the American people by sitting on this explosive story.
And it’s a damn sad commentary on the state of American politics these days that we have no clue which one of these possibilities is the real one.
One thing is certain: It’s time for Comey to swear an oath before Congress and start clearing up some of these questions.

McRino Calls Trump Presidency “Like Watergate”

Another Impeachment Idiot

Tonight’s Ben Garrison Moment

“Mark Dice Cartoon Commission”

A commissioned cartoon done for the popular Mark Dice to celebrate hitting one million subscribers on You Tube!

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Second 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Wednesday Is Day Number 118. There Are Now Only 1,264 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.