Special “Tax Freedom Day Update” E-dition

The First 113 Days Will Be The Hardest

This Morning At The CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were once again asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about his “Favorite Day” in April.

“There are so many to choose from,” Kane explained. “So it would be really hard to pick a favorite.”

But one day The Blower always celebrates is “Tax Freedom Day.” That’s when all of us over-taxed payers will have earned enough money to cover our federal, state, and local taxes for the entire year.

This year, our good friend John Buhl at the Tax Foundation tells us Tax Freedom Day 2017 is April 23rd

Key Findings of The Report

This year, Tax Freedom Day falls on April 23rd, 113 days into the year.

Tax Freedom Day is a significant date for taxpayers and lawmakers because it represents how long Americans as a whole have to work in order to pay the nation’s tax burden.

Americans will pay $3.5 trillion in federal taxes and $1.6 trillion in state and local taxes, for a total bill of more than $5.1 trillion, or 31 percent of the nation’s income.

Americans will collectively spend more on taxes in 2017 than they will on food, clothing, and housing combined.

If you include annual federal borrowing, which represents future taxes owed, Tax Freedom Day would occur 14 days later, on May 7.

Do you think any of our Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, will even know the difference?

Meanwhile as you make sure your taxes are postmarked before midnight tonight, Conservatives want to know why Trump hasn’t restored the credibility of the IRS by at least firing Obama-Accomplice John Koskinen and why Lois Lerner is still out of jail, since her investigation has just been called for by the Chairman of the powerful House Ways and Means Committee. Conservatives would also like to know why Trump’s Tax Reform is not even on the schedule in Congress, either.  

More Taxing News Later