Daily Archives: March 28, 2017

Almost Final “Women’s ‘Herstory’ Month” E-dition

TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 2017

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers 

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Today for Women’s Herstory Month, I had to apologize for saying Maxine Waters was wearing a James Brown Wig.—Bill O’Reilly

image006On this date in 1973, the last U.S. combat troops left South Vietnam as Hanoi freed the remaining American prisoners of war held in North Vietnam, and America’s direct eight-year intervention in the Vietnam War was at an end. Can’t you just imagine if Obama had been in charge? —Hurley The Historian  


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image006That’s why we chose Bill Murray’s classic quote from “Stripes”: “We’re Americans! We’re ten and one!” —Our Quote For Today Committee

image006Please don’t ask how many games I have to play before I earn my first million dollars this year. —Joey Votto

image006Hey, Are all of my snitches still on Spring Break? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

image006Usually it is a sure sign of spring when UK and Louisville are still playing basketball and UC and Xavier are back home watching the Final Four on TV. —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall

image006image013Don’t you wish Morehead State were still in the NCAA Tournament?  We’d be looking into the stands for all the good looking fans that show support for their team, and/or extracurricular activities. —Sportscasters on TV

image006The Morehead the merrier! —Horny in Hebron

image006What kind of T-shirts could we wear to our game? —Wilder Women       

image006Trish the Dish wants to know why somebody sent her that Morehead State T-Shirt. —TV 19 News

image006Sheree Paolello says somebody sent her one, too. —Jack Athertonimage003 - Copy

           Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer

         Sometimes The Blower ridicules “Women’s Herstory Month” to show “Herstory” is just another made-up word Feminists use to make themselves feel good!. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Feminazi who believes that all men are idiots, wearing a bra is a symbol of oppression, shaving their legs is apparently showing that they GIVE INTO MALE PRESSURE TO BE ATTRACTIVE HOLY SHIT, snowmen must be called “snowpeople,” and that any song that mentions a girl is supporting rape or whatever.image016

This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially Sexists, who are people who use the word “gender” instead of “sex,” because they believe their “gender” is superior and says unfair things about the other “gender,” or assumes that only one “gender” has a certain trait. Both woman and men can be sexist.image003 - Copy

RESPECT FOR WOMEN HOT LINE

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And these are just some of the bodacious babes who sent us stuff during Women’s Herstory Month.

Some Women Whipping Women in today’s Blower  were sent in by our equally Women Whipping Women subscribers.

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 WHISTLEBLOWER WOMEN’S HERSTORY MONTH VIDEO OF THE DAY

image021(Sent in by Women’s History Month Faux Facebook Friend Vonda Pickens, whose Northern Kentucky TEA Party rabble rousers took part in the nation-wide “Overpasses for Obama’s Impeachment” movement.  

image022Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.image003 - Copyimage001 - Copy