SUNDAY, MARCH 19, 2017
This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to pray for Persistence in draining the swamp after learning how deep the swamp is and how many forces are arrayed against President Trump.
On the Sunday after Inauguration Day, we prayed for Political Patriotism, after President Trump used his Inaugural Address as a stirring call for National Unity and a Declaration of War against the establishment in Washington, D.C.
The following week, we prayed for Pray Practical Political Policies, especially after Team Trump baited the Liberal Media and Refugee Protesters by using Obama’s Own Policy.Next week, we prayed for Patriotism, especially after watching all those Professional Anarchists, Thugs and Paid Protesters proving the point of the millions of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.Then we prayed for Prudent Jurists, especially after that Left-Wing 9th Circus Court of Appeals panel denied President Trump’s request to resume enforcement of his travel ban executive order, which bans Syrian refugees from coming to the U.S. and halts visas from being issued to people from seven Muslim-majority countries.
Next we prayed for Proper Punctuation on “Presidents’ Day,” not “President’s Day” or “Presidents Day.”
Then we prayed for Proper Pleasantries when President Trump delivered his long-awaited first State of Disunion Address.
Now we’re Praying For Persistence for the rest of us, because President Trump seems to have already gotten the word.