Monday, February 13 E-ditions

“Monday Message” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom) 1:00 AM

“Tomorrow Is Valentine’s Day” (Make Sure You Don’t Forget Making Valentine’s Day Great Again) 8:00 PM

“Second-Place Stupidity” (For Kasich, It Was Almost Like Winning!) 6:00 PM

Another “Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month” E-dition (Brought To You By The Liberal Propaganda Media Conspiracy) 1:45 PM

Sunday, February 12 E-ditions

“Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!) 11:00 PM

“Weekend Wisdom” (Our Right-Wing Review Continues) 9:00 PM

“Political Posters” (Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection) 6:15 PM

 Lincoln’s Birthday (Because You Can Still Fool Some Of The Republicans All Of The Time!) 5:15 PM

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV) 3:40 PM

White House Adviser Stephen Miller Makes Sunday Show Rounds

“Sunday Sermon” (Today We’re Praying For Prudent Jurists) 2:30 PM