Belated Happy Opposite Day, Everybody…
…because yesterday was when everything you said and did was supposed to be the opposite of what you really meant. If you said “yes,” you meant “no.” If you said “turn left,” you meant “turn right.” And if you said “I love you,” you really meant “I hate you.”
We’re not really sure who created Opposite Day, but some sources vaguely connect the holiday to President Calvin Coolidge. Coolidge told the press “I do not choose to run” in the 1928 election, which left everyone wondering if he really meant the opposite.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says also on yesterday’s date in 1961, John F. Kennedy held the first live televised presidential news conference, and presidents of both parties have been telling us the opposite of what they meant on TV ever since.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Obama’s “If you like your health plan, you can keep it,”because all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, obviously don’t care if Obama ever meant what he said.
Last year, it was easy to write our Opposite Day E-dition.
AND AT THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane told Political Insiders, “Every day is an ‘Opposite Day’ for politicians, because you can always trust them to tell you the truth,” especially today on “Opposite Day.”
But for Opposite Day 2017, it’s been more difficult:
In Boston, Howie Carr said “Up is down and down is up” ever since November 8. It’s been Opposite Day for the Disingenuous DemocRATS, because post-election flip-flops abound. Complaining that the election is rigged was a threat to democracy when Donald Trump brought it up. Then Hill and Jill wanted their phony-baloney recounts — wow, what a great idea!
For Reversing Republicans, Trump has done the opposite of everything the GOP said it needed to do to survive, while turning the entire Political Universe inside out, and for the Political Elite, these days everything is the exact opposite of what they’re used to in the Lewis Carroll Looking Glass World they live in.
Now from the sublime to the ridiculous, in honor of Opposite Day, Members of the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team are not proud to present our Opposite Day Lawyer.
This is the Official “Opposite Day” E-dition. Any other “Opposite Day” E-dition you might possibly see is surely a fake.
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