WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25, 2017
And Not Really Knowing Where Their Money’s Going
These days, Angry Andersonians are still trying to figure out how much their Hamilton County Property Taxes actually increased because of that Forrest Gump School Tax Hike Scam voters unwisely approved, and Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering is reminding everybody to make sure they have a lot of extra cash in their checking accounts next Monday to cover those humongous checks they’ll have to write to pay their Jacked-Up Hamilton County Real Estate Taxes.
MORE FOOLS FOR SCHOOLS JOKES
April Fool’s Day is too good an idea to use just one day a year. In that spirit, February 1 (the day after property taxes are paid) is hereby declared Property Tax Fools Day for the Forest Hills School District over-taxed payers. On that day of humor and enjoyment we will hear jokes like these:
“We are going to move the buses off the Anderson campus.” PROPERTY TAX FOOLS! We moved the administration building off the campus instead and are going to put the buses right where that building was in full view of Beechmont Avenue plus eat up some athletic fields. Hahahahaha!
“There is plenty of money in this levy to renovate our schools to new.” PROPERTY TAX FOOLS! We never said there was enough money for furniture! We begged for the levy so now you can go beg for donations to buy something for the kids to sit on. Glad to see you are doing just that. We just totally love our foolish, obedient sheep. Hahahahaha!
“We board members represent our community’s conservative politics.” PROPERTY TAX FOOLS! We wouldn’t dare to stop elementary schools from suggesting alternative activities to watching historically significant events like inaugurations as an important opportunity to educate about how our country works. Hope we remembered to make everyone watch the big protest the next day. A raging Madonna is definitely historic as well as hearing that the new president bathes in Cheetos dust. Hahahahaha!