Special “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition



Conservative Challenges

image004This week, everybody who says Liberal Media reports of all that infighting among members of the Grand Old Party is only a distraction from all those important issues facing our nation, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Card-carrying Conservative Gary Boldwater, who wondered if sucking up to Donald Trump would allow all those RINOs to keep their jobs in 2016. Gary wins a commemorative “Red” map of Ohio before Hamilton County turned “blue,” a “Save Us, Alex” bumper sticker, and a promise of a $50,000-per year job at 700 Walnut Street for his very own soon-to-be divorced spouse. His winning entry is:

So what should Conservatives do now?
Will the Dems win the next row?
‘Cause any guy knows
With all of those RINOs
They would win if they only knew how

And from the Anderson Laureate we have another poignant political prognostication:
So what should conservatives do now?
What will the current climate allow?
If I could for a fact
I’d indict Hillary and Barack
And see what happens to the Dow.

Obama picked people like Chuck Hagel
Who really knew how to inveigle?
Chuck loved Iran
And they think he’s a good man
But he’s not crazy about people who like a bagel.

There were times in the past when we could
Do things that would make our country “good.”
But we’re loaded with lazies,
Left wingers and crazies
And don’t forget the ones in the ‘hood.

If we could I would say we should unite
And give the socialists a good fight
But they have all the power
And get more by the hour
Our country’s in a terrible plight.

So maybe we should all try to pray
That things will get better some day.
Hitler, Stalin, and Mao
Are all history now
Now with Trump in charge, maybe Obama will go the same way. 

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
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