FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2016
Earlier Today, The Blower Couldn’t Show You “Brawls At The Malls,” Because The Liberal Media Conspiracy’s Plans To Organize Protests At Every Shopping Center In Obama’s America Fell Way Short.
STILL, THERE WAS MADNESS AND MAYHEM AT THE MALLS ON BLACK FRIDAY
NOW LET’S SEE WHAT’S ON CFK-TV TONIGHT
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says the Conservative Agenda is now working with the various parts of the Trump transition team selecting fellow conservative patriots who are willing to go to Washington to help our new President return to over-taxed payers the power taken from them in recent years by the Leftists.
TODAY’S FOUR EARLIER EDITIONS
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)
“The Best Part Of Thanksgiving Day”“Busiest Shoplifting Day of the Year” (When Will Butterball Be Recalling All Those Tainted Turkeys?)“No Brawls At The Malls” (Still Waiting For All Those Brutal Fights To Break Out Across Obama’s America)
“Shop Till You Drop” (Is Giving “Used Gifts” OK During The Obama Recession?)
Fast Forward to 2017
And that’s the way it was today on the 56th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done to America.
*1,075 Until “Dee-Day” If You Live In Anderson Township
More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom