Official “Getting Ready for Thanksgiving” E-dition

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TUESDAY, NOVEMBERR 22, 2016        

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  On Saturday’s date in 1941, President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed a bill officially establishing the fourth Thursday in November as Thanksgiving Day, but don’t be surprised if somehow Obama tries to take credit. Hurley the Historian

image017And on Thanksgiving, we’ll be choosing Ronald Reagan’s “Perhaps no custom reveals our character as a Nation so clearly as our celebration of Thanksgiving Day. Rooted deeply in our Judeo-Christian heritage, the practice of offering thanksgiving underscores our unshakable belief in God as the foundation of our Nation and our firm reliance upon Him from Whom all blessings flow.”—Your Quote for Today Committee

image017This year on Thanksgiving, President-elect Donald Trump will head to Mar-a-Lago, his club in Palm Beach, Florida, while Vice President-elect Mike Pence plans to spend the holiday in Mississippi, where his son, Michael, a lieutenant in the Marine Corps, is stationed. —The Trump-Pence Transition Team

image017This Thanksgiving, all my supporters rioting in the streets are thankful President-elect Trump really means it when he says he doesn’t plan to pursue charges against me. —Crooked Hillary

image017And this Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful The Blower will be covering the remaining 57 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, after all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, And Failed To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, ensured that the Divided States of America would have a government it truly deserves. —The Conservative Agenda 

image017This Thanksgiving, we’re thankful for socialized medicine, wealth redistribution, anti-gun judges, higher taxes, open borders, and class warfare, but especially all that FREE STUFF! —Obama’s Moochers and Slackers

image017This Thanksgiving, we’ll be accusing Obama of “pimping” for the poultry industry with his annual pardoning of the official Thanksgiving turkey, but not condemning the killing of 45 million birds for the annual American feast. —PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)

image017And on Thanksgiving, we’ll be choosing Ronald Reagan’s “Perhaps no custom reveals our character as a Nation so clearly as our celebration of Thanksgiving Day. Rooted deeply in our Judeo-Christian heritage, the practice of offering thanksgiving underscores our unshakable belief in God as the foundation of our Nation and our firm reliance upon Him from Whom all blessings flow.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

image017But last Thanksgiving, we were thankful for America’s Imperial Presidency Moment last Thursday, when Emporer-in-Chief Obama embarked on a scorched-earth rampage that will change the face of America forever by declaring Illegal Executive Amnesty to turn Illiterate Illegal Immigrants into DemocRAT Voters. —The White House

image017And this Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful The Blower will be covering the upcoming 423 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, after all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, ensured that the Divided States of America would have a government it truly deserves. —The Conservative Agenda 

image017This Thanksgiving, we’re thankful for socialized medicine, wealth redistribution, anti-gun judges, higher taxes, open borders, and class warfare, but especially all that FREE STUFF! —Obama’s Moochers and Slackers

image006image017This Thanksgiving, we’ll be accusing Obama of “pimping” for the poultry industry with his annual pardoning of the official Thanksgiving turkey, but not condemning the killing of 45 million birds for the annual American feast.—PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)

image017This Thanksgiving, will failure continue to stalk Obama? We remember three years ago when we reported all eight Turkeys he’d previously pardoned on Thanksgiving had died. —ABC News

image017This Thanksgiving, I’ll be thankful if PMSNBC finally doesn’t have to discipline another host like they had to do three years ago when they fired Martin Bashir for saying he’d like to see somebody “Shit in my Mouth!” —Sarah Palin

image017This Thanksgiving, we’ll be complaining that we didn’t get an ObamaCare Carve Out like Congress did. —Obama’s Buddies in Big Labor

image017image007This Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful for Obama’s Justice Department and all those Obama Supporters in the Press looking the other way. —DemocRAT Vote Frauders


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This Thanksgiving,
 the GOP doesn’t have to fear a government shutdown over immigration because that 2013 shutdown over Obamacare didn’t hurt our party at the polls. —Texas TEA Party Senator Ted Cruz

image017This Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful for COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case which allowed politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. —Ohio DemocRATS  

image009image017This Thanksgiving, I’ll still be thankful nobody remembers my promise to resign after Romney lost the 2012 election. —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham

image017This Thanksgiving, I’ll be thankful if every Real Republican in Hamilton County hasn’t asked me to resign. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T. Mall Cop GOP

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This Thanksgiving, I’ll be wondering if that guy who cleaned Tracy Winkler’s clock plans to run against me next time.. —“Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup

image017This Thanksgiving, I’d be thankful if I don’t win The Blower 2016 Turkey Of The Year Contest. —Ohio Delusional RINO Governor Kasich

image017This Thanksgiving, we’re thankful some people are still coming to our meetings. —Clermont County TEA Partiers

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  • This Thanksgiving, I’ll be thankful if The Blower doesn’t remind people how I took all that Turkey Money. —“Mean Jean” Schmidt

image017This Thanksgiving, I’ll still be thankful to all those rich white donors who gave me all that money to piss away as a Black Republican trying to win in a Black Ohio State Senate District. Charlie Windbag

image017This Thanksgiving, I’d be happy if people would stop asking me why I bailed out of my 2016 Re-election Campaign against a Dumbed-Down DemocRAT who’s proud to be Hillary’s Spokesperson. —Hamilton County Commissioner Me, Greg Hartmann

image017This Thanksgiving, I’m still thankful for all those Streetcar Fanatics who won me my mayorship against the assumed favorite Foxy Roxy, although I haven’t heard much from them after those Disloyal DemocRATS I helped get elected to City Clown-cil stabbed me in the back. Diminutive DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley

image014image017This Thanksgiving, we’re glad the City’s Over-Taxed Payers didn’t force us to co-sign for that million dollars Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory helped Mahogany’s Liz Rogers scam from the City. —The Soul Food Six (Clown-sale Members Wendell Young, Charlie Winburn, Rich Heiress Boy Alexander Paul George Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin’, and Cecil Thomas)

image017This Thanksgiving, we’re glad we were elected to four-year terms. —The Stupid Streetcar Six (Clown-cil Members Flynn Flam” are Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, P.G. Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, and Wendell Young, along with Vice Mayor David Mann)

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  • This Thanksgiving, I’m still thankful for Dumbed Down DemocRAT Voters who forgot to help me keep my seat on Cincinnati City Clown-cil, when Foxy Roxy and I rode the Stupid Streetcar to defeat.Laure “Not So Cleanlivin”

image017This Thanksgiving, we’re thankful the Reds finished in last place only 35 and a half games behind the Cubs. —Cincinnati Reds Season Ticket Holders

image017This Thanksgiving, I’m glad I live in the Queen City. —City Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback


image018image017This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful I won re-election without much help from the Trumpsters or Conservatives  who have never forgiven me for flip-flopping on same-sex marriage. —Rob “Fighting for Squealbacks” Portman

image017This Thanksgiving, we’re glad we still have jobs. —Those Few Fishwrappers Who Haven’t Been Fired Yet  


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This Thanksgiving, I’ll be thankful there will only be 1,076 Days till i can win my seat back.  — Former Anderson Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson

image017This Thanksgiving, we’re glad we’ve not yet been notified someone has nominated us for the Whistleblower’s 2016 Turkey of the Year Contest. —Anderson Township Trustee Josh Gerth and Anderson TEA Party Guy Andy Pappas 

image020image017This Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful for all those patriots signing our petitions. —Secessionists for a Divided America

image017This Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful for your liberal guilt giving throughout the year that makes all of our programs possible. —The Seediest Kids of All

image017This Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful The Blower plans to publicize all of our efforts to help the losers of life’s lottery. —United Appall People

image017This Thanksgiving, I’ll be thankful for all my snitches in Northern Kentucky. —Ken CamBoo

image017This Thanksgiving, I’ll be thankful I still have all that TEA Party support. —Bluegrass GOP Governor Matt Bevin

image022image017This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful Race Baiter Al Sharpton posed for a selfie with me in the Senate Dining Room. —Rand Paul

image023image017This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful there’s no longer a local lawyer dumb enough to file frivolous lawsuits against me all the time. —Our Good Friend, Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E. Rob Sanders

image017This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for all that wonderful publicity I continue to receive in The Blower. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters

image017This Thanksgiving, I’ll be thankful my name hasn’t been in The Blower too much lately that I can remember. —Michael Liquid Plummer

image017This Thanksgiving, the best part about Thanksgiving Day dinner with your family in Kentucky is when you get to pump-kin. —Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis

image017This Thanksgiving, I’ll still be confused about Wilford Brimley’s Erotic No-Hands Turkey Stuffing Tips. If you hold tight to each of the turkey’s legs, what do you use to mash in the stuffing? —Horny in Hebron

image017This Thanksgiving, as usual we’re giving thanks for Cincinnati City Clown-cil. —Bluegrass Developers

image017This Thanksgiving at our company Thanksgiving Day dinner we’ll be serving Turkey Tacos. ——Northern Kentucky Home Builders

image017This Thanksgiving, will Scott “Pass the Drumsticks” Kimmich and I still be banned from the Golden Corral buffet? —Clueless Marc Wilson

image017This Thanksgiving, be sure to wipe off your turkey-baster before your wife re-uses it. —Goof Doofus

image024image017This Thanksgiving, don’t stuff your turkey with anything but dressing. —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson

image017This Thanksgiving, would people show up if we raced turkeys? —Turfway Park

image017Turkeys don’t fly? —Les Nessman, WKRP

image017This Thanksgiving, we’ll be serving green turkey bologna sandwiches at the Kenton County Escape Center. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

image017This Thanksgiving, we’ll be showing “Turkeys from Outer Space.” —Flashlight Theatre

image017They call it Thanksgiving because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. —Bobby Leach

image017Why isn’t my birthday celebrated as a national holiday? — Squanto

image017Which would you like on Thanksgiving: a little “suc,” or a little “tash?” —Phyllis on Madison

image025image017We’re thankful for all those people who e-mailed their nominations to our 2016 Biggest Turkey of the Year Award Contest. —Dummy’s Restaurant

image017The best part about Thanksgiving dinner at the station is when we grab Trish “The Dish’s” legs and Trish says, “Make a wish.” —TV 19 Photographers

image017You guys can’t fool me. That’s another dirty joke, right? —TV 5’s Sheree Paolello

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially some of the 2014 Turkey of the Year Nominees.

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         image030Sometimes The Blower makes fun of food fetishes to show that fornicating your food is bad table manners and will not be tolerated in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Foodfuker.  

          This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental — especially “WILFORD BRIMLEY,” whose Erotic No-Hands Turkey Stuffing Tips are always a holiday favorite for many of our Pervert Subscribers.

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         Thanksgiving Dinner: Will It Blend?

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