THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2016
It’s Finally Over
And watching all those Lunatic Liberals implode has been so much fun ever since 11/9, we hope it never ends. And will The Blower be gloating every step of the way? You Bet! As the official publication for The Conservative Agenda, our readers have every right to expect nothing less, as we work with the various parts of the Trump Transition Team selecting fellow conservative patriots who are willing to go to Washington to help our new President return to over-taxed payers the power taken from them in recent years by the Leftists.
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR NATIONAL POLITICAL AFFAIRS ANALYST BRITT HUMUS says with only 1,447 more days until the 2020 Elections, Political Pundits can now hardly believe what they’re seeing as The Trumpster continues to have his way with the Discredited News Media, and America enjoys the next 64 Days to pass until Noon on Inauguration Day when Donald J. Trump can begin to undo all the damage Obama has done during the Worst Presidency in History.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1973, President Richard Nixon insisted he was not a crook, but that whopper was only surpassed when Presidential Pants-dropper Bill Clinton wagged his finger at the camera and swore “I did not have sex with that woman — Ms. Lewinsky.” These days, people are comparing those whoppers with some of Hillary’s campaign promises, which cynics are calling either “lying” or “incompetence.”
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S BRIBE LUNCH AT THE HIBACHI GRILL & BUFFET, an unemployed Political Consultant asked our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane the most important thing he learned from last Tuesday’s Presidential Elections. Our Sarcastic Sage suggested “Maybe The Blower should stop encouraging people to vote. Some of the people I talked with on Tuesday were so stupid, I was afraid they would actually go out and do it.”
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