Daily Archives: August 26, 2016

Special “War on Political Correctness Update” E-dition

AUGUST 26 WAR ON PC

FRIDAY, AUGUST 26, 2016
For Using One Of George Carlin’s Seven Dirty Words You Can’t Say On TV

At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane for a progress report on The Whistleblower’s War Against Political Correctness.

“So far, Donald Trump is doing a pretty good job attacking Political Correctness on a daily basis,” Kane explained, “but I think we need to give a should out to Maine’s Republican Governor Paul LePage, who left Disingenuous DemocRAT State Rep. Drew Gattine an expletive-laden phone message Thursday, after the Liberal Legislator called the governor a Racist.”

“Mr. Gattine, this is Gov. Paul Richard LePage,” a recording of the governor’s phone message says. “I would like to talk to you about your comments about my being a racist, you COCKSUCKER, I want to talk to you. I want you to prove that I’m a racist. I’ve spent my life helping black people and you little son-of-a-bitch, socialist COCKSUCKER. You … I need you to, just friggin. I want you to record this and make it public because I am after you. Thank you.”

image004“When a snot-nosed little guy from Westbrook calls me a racist, now I’d like him to come up here because, tell you right now, I wish it were 1825,” LePage said. “And we would have a duel, that’s how angry I am, and I would not put my gun in the air, I guarantee you, I would not be (Alexander) Hamilton. I would point it right between his eyes, because he is a snot-nosed little runt and he has not done a damn thing since he’s been in this Legislature to help move the state forward.”

image004image004In America, Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, and if any of them would like to object, we’re sure Governor LePage would be glad to call them Cocksuckers, too.

image004Thank you for joining The Whistleblower’s War on Political Correctness, Governor LePage. And while you’re at it, would you please tell us what you think of Ohio’s Pussy Governor, John Kasich?image003 image008