Special “Line Jumping Liberals” E-dition

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MONDAY, AUGUST 22, 2016

Just Another Unsolved Problem During the Age of Obama

image005This afternoon I was driving home from the Lyons YMCA in Anderson and decided to try my luck picking up my prescription at the Kroger Pharmacy drive-thru window.

“What luck,” I thought. There was only a single car in each of the two lanes, so maybe I wouldn’t have to wait too long.

Then I decided to try an experiment. Since nobody else was waiting in line, I parked my car straddling both lanes so I’d be in a good spot to pick the lane where the first driver was finished.

Five minutes later, I was still waiting in line, but there were also a dozen cars and trucks in a single file behind me. I was amazed so many other drivers must’ve thought waiting in one lane was a fair way for everybody to get his proper turn, as long as nobody took advantage of the situation.

Until that lady driving a gas-guzzling Chevrolet Suburban (with a Hillary bumper sticker on one side and an Obama bumper sticker on the other) forced her way into one of the lanes, just as the driver was getting ready to leave. You won’t believe all the horns honking and people screaming.

Then the guy in a Ford F-150 truck at the end of the line walked up to the Suburban and explained to the woman that we were all patiently waiting in a single lane for the next available spot, and when she refused to go to the end of line where she belonged, he yelled, “Thanks, Cunt!”

So much for trying to come up with solutions to everyday problems during the Age of Obama where everybody gets his proper turn as long as nobody takes advantage of the situation, especially Line-Jumping DemocRATS.

image021Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane can hardly wait until tomorrow’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, if one of those Political Insiders asks where he gets the ideas for his columns.image003image001