Official “Obama’s Birthday” E-dition



But We Still Haven’t Seen His Damn Birth Certificate

           image005Today is Obama’s 55th Birthday, and all over America, Obsessive Obama Supporters like Tom and Rose are busy signing that e-mail card to help Obama celebrate and to let him know we’re all still out here fighting alongside him. But the problem is, every time you try to sign it, they ask you for another damn donation. CLICK HERE, and you’ll see what we mean.

image006All over the world, Obama’s friends are planning to celebrate too, especially all those Radical Islamic Terrorists. Obama’s State Department even issued a worldwide travel ban, and Obama’s Secretary of State John Kerry says U.S. Embassies across the Middle East were shut down today to celebrate Obama’s Birthday. And as the world burns, Obama was trying to explain if any of that $400 secret ransom payment he gave to Iran will be used to fund terrorism.

image006And just think, there are only the 169 more Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached. The Blower says we should all live that long. 

image006image009A record 94,708,000 Americans are not participating in the labor force on Obama’s Birthday, an increase of 664,000 individuals from the previous month, according to data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics released Friday.

image006HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1990, Iraq had just invaded Kuwait. Whatever happened to that Saddam Hussein guy anyhow? Hurley also remembers four years ago today when Republicans delivered this birthday cake to the Disingenuous DemocRAT Committee in honor of Obama’s 51st birthday. But the GOP was a lot more creative that year, since there was a presidential campaign going on at the time, any they all thought Mitt Romney would still be in the White House running for his second term today.


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