Special “No Nudes in Northside” E-dition


TUESDAY, JULY 12, 2015

Nudists on the North Shore

         image005Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo predicts Nude-Watchers on the South Shore will be thanking The Blower tomorrow for being the only media outlet in the Tri-State to recognize that July 14 is National Nude Day, by featuring a gorgeous gallery of pictures from Wednesday’s National Nude Day Photo Contest at the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence.

image004image007Meanwhile, Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Bobby Leach, (287 Friends, 12 Mutual Friends, including Todd Osborne and Andy Furman) says we should also be publicizing the nudist camps in Cincinnati he frequents.

image009Bobby says, “Hasn’t anybody ever heard of Paradise Gardens, in Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead’s District, offering you a unique way to enjoy your favorite sport?” As Cincinnati’s ONLY nudist resort, those perverts find that playing volleyball nude allows you a freedom that has to be experienced to be understood.

The most popular guy in a nudist colony is the one who can carry two cups of coffee and nine doughnuts at the same time. Midgets who stick their noses in everybody’s business (as well as guys eight feet tall who stick their business in everybody’s noses) are popular, too.

image004Former Fishwrapper KimBall Perry even wrote a story in 2010 about that Paradise Gardens when that Colerain Township nudist colony wanted a trial covered up when Paradise Gardens attorney Kevin Frank filed motion with Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine seeking to “exclude (the) public and media from trial and to seal records” in the case. [THAT PAGE NO LONGER EXISTS WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE LINK]

 From Kentucky and downtown Cincinnati: Travel North on Interstate I – 75 through downtown Cincinnati, Ohio. Take Interstate I – 74 (West), To Interstate I -275 (East), To Ronald Reagan Cross County Highway (Exit 31). Take the Blue Rock RD exit. Turn Left onto Blue Rock Rd (North). Once you go under I – 275, go approximately 1 mile to 6100 Blue Rock Road. Look for the RED POT BELLIED STOVE on your right, climb our driveway and use the call box and wag your weenie at the gate.


image004image011The only Nudist Camp in Podiatrist/ Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s Ohio Second District is the Cedar Trails Nudist Resort in Peebles, Ohio, wherever the hell that is.

image004image012Meanwhile at next Thursday night’s monthly meeting, Anderson Trustee (and Hamilton County Commissioner Candidate) Andy Pappas will be announcing his Family Friendly Nudist Camp and Marina opening on the Ohio River near the Belterra Racino in the very near future.image022image030