MONDAY, JUNE 13, 2016
Tomorrow is Another Date That Will Live in Infamy
Tuesday on Flag Day, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says not only is Obama scheduled to make the customary Flag Day proclamation (It’s up to the President to declare the observance each year), but that phony flag-waver probably would’ve already extended the observance to make June “National Flag Month.” That’s if he hadn’t already set June aside to honor all the Gays, Lesbians, Bisexuals, and Transgenders. The Blower remembers when some Conservative radio talk show host in Nashville even scheduled an “Impeach Obama March” for Flag Day in honor of all those scandals currently plaguing our Sunshine Patriot President’s Administration.
Randall the Scandal Czar says there are just too many scandals to keep track of at the Obama White House these days. The failure to get to the bottom of Benghazi since 2012 is still a scandal. The issue of secret subpoenas of reporters was more than scandalous. The IRS targeting of Conservative groups was most definitely a scandal. The Blower’s New Cyber-Spy Columnist Edward Snowden, says the NSA’s secret data-collection efforts was a pretty big scandal, too.
This Flag Day, our Obama Scandal Scorecard also includes Obama’s Veterans Administration Scandal, breaking the law to exchange five Taliban Terrorists at GITMO for a US Army Deserter. After Saturday’s Massacre in Orlando, it should be painfully obvious that Obama doesn’t have a strategy (much less a clue) to defeat those Murdering Muslim Terrorists, and we call all hardly wait until Obama, Michelle, and their entourage again return to Martha’s Vineyard for this year’s final over-taxed payer funded summer vacation.
But it really doesn’t matter how many scandals Obama has, so long as all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, keep getting their free stuff.
The rest of us will have to be content continuing to count down the 221 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
Flag Day Parade Update
All week, The Blower has been counting down the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until the start of Tuesday’s Largest Flag Day Parade in the area, beginning at Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas’ Cleaner Concepts located at 7857 PFC James Miller IV Memorial Highway at 11:00 AM, and proceeding west to the Anderson Towne Center, James Miller IV Memorial Highway. All Peaceful, Caucasian, God-fearing Andersonians watching the parade are requested to stay behind the “white line.” Many of the 542 units scheduled to participate in the five-mile-long parade will be using several lanes. A community celebration will be held at the Anderson Towne Center immediately following the parade around 12:30. Area residents are urged to avoid massive traffic jams by using on the PFC James Miller IV Memorial Highway by using Clough Pike beginning Saturday afternoon. Flag Day Parade Grand Marshal, Revered Former Anderson Township Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson (no relation to Disgraced Ex-Forrest Gump Schools Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson) announced Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien will permitted to attend this year’s parade, after the ousted Ex-Anderson Trustee promised not to get himself arrested for waving his flag in public again, if you know what we mean. Shown below are scenes from last year’s Anderson Flag Day Parade.
“Exploiting the Flag” By James Jay Schifrin
Tomorrow in Patronage County, every politician was taking part in the Annual Flag Day Parade, and our three Corrupt County Commissioners were about the best ways to exploit the best ways to exploit the day’s events.
“That’s easy,” said Commissioner Filch. “We’ll send out an e-mail commemorating Flag Day. All we have to do is change the date on the one we sent out last year.”
“And ask for donations while we’re at it,” added Commissioner Swindle. “People are suckers for a patriotic pitch.”
“We have all these pamphlets about Flag Etiquette with our names stamped on them to hand out Republican Club meetings,” said Commissioner Pilfer.
“But weren’t we supposed to distribute them before Flag Day?” Swindle asked.
“Tell me again why we’re not selling American Flags again this year,” said Commissioner Filch.
“Don’t you remember how all the unions complained last year when we sold all those flags with no Union Label? When’s the last time you saw an American Flag that was actually ‘Made in America?” Swindle explained.
“Wouldn’t this be a good time for incumbents to come up with something unpatriotic your opponent said?” asked Commissioner Filch.
“You’re right as usual, Filch,” Swindle smiled. “I’ve already called Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine to remind him about that time his Disgraced DemocRAT Opponent David A. Pepper said, ‘burning the flag was a small price to pay for liberty.”