SUNDAY, JUNE 5, 2016
More Politics Unusual
WITH THE SWIMMING SEASON NOW UPON US, WE’RE JUMPING RIGHT IN WITH ANOTHER ODIOUS ODE FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for the sweltering summer, we found this passionate poem by our old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his latest book, “Summer Sex Scandals,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “AFTER GREEN, BLUE IS OUR FAVORITE COLOR,” every politician was reminded of the fact that June 8, 2008 was the date Hamilton County officially turned forever “Blue,” and our three Corrupt County Commissioners were talking about how such a thing could’ve happened. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
OUR MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says he wonders how over-taxed payers can trust the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools to educate pre-schoolers. They promised the citizens if they build new school the kids would go to school and get better grades. That didn’t happen. They don’t have a good track record.”
LIBERAL LUNACY: LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #162, Reclaim the language for conservatism: Instead of “Mainstream Media (MSM),” talk about the OLM— “Old Left Media.”
JOHN GALT says “I started my life with a single absolute: that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highest values and never to be given up to a lesser standard, no matter how long or hard the struggle.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says, the much-anticipated employment report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) fell well short of estimates this morning: 38,000 new jobs was all the U.S. economy in the month of May. This is more than 100K shy of even the low range of analyst estimates prior to the report’s release.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others, and the heat must be getting to Bernie Sanders, now Free Grain Party Members will be watching Bernie’s Big Battle for California on June 7. Most amazingly, the largest group who donate money to the Sanders campaign is people who don’t have a job.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about his Anderson High School Class of 1956 Reunion Dinner last night at the Eastgate Holiday Inn. “I wouldn’t say there was some really old people there,” Kane explained, “but the average age was deceased.”
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (JUNE 6) The Blower will be remembering D-Day in case our non-combatants at The Fishwrap forget, but we’ll still be continuing to count down the 228 Days of Dishonesty for the rest of the nation remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (JUNE 7) we’ll be staying up late to see how many votes Ohio Lame Duck Delusional Governor Kasich got in that big Republican Presidential Primary Election in California, and our Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will be mocking him no doubt.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting For Same Sex Marriage” Portman. Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artist Conception shows us Portman trying to think of something funny to say last night at the RINO Party State Dinner in Columbus.
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