Official “Ramadan Greetings” E-dition


SUNDAY, JUNE 5, 2015

Happy Rama-Lama-Ding Dong, Everybody!

image009We can hardly wait till Obama issues a statement commemorating the Muslim holiday of Ramadan, offering his “Warmest Greetings” to the Islamic World and hailing the patriotism of Muslims in America:


“Here in the United States, American Muslims join their fellow citizens to serve the less fortunate, hosting inter-faith activities that build understanding and remind us that we stand together as one American family,” the president said. “The diversity and patriotism of America’s religious communities give strength to all of us, and our freedom to worship reminds us of the values we share.”

image009Meanwhile at the Whistleblower Diversity Desk, Abdul Akbar says Muslim reaction to Obama’s Ramadan Greetings is not going over so well, especially in the Gay Community, since Murdering Muslim Terrorists can always gather a big crowd burning homosexuals at the stake and throwing screaming faggots from the rooftops.

image009image006A Muslim Group has launched a Pro-Islam Billboard Campaign Across America, offering solace to the troubled: “Looking for the answers in life?” one asked. “Discover Muhammad. Messages like these that are part religious invitation to explore the Muslim faith and part public relations, the billboards anchor a national campaign to showcase Islam as a religion of love and tolerance, aimed at Muslims and non-Muslims alike.

image009Meanwhile, ISIS recruiters in American are reaching their quotas every month.

image009Local Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya says, “Thanks to Obama, ‘Imported Muslims’ are now arriving in American Cities, including Cleveland and Toledo in Ohio, Louisville in Kentucky, and Indianapolis in Indiana.”  


image009And Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper shows us Michelle telling Muslim Girls “When I look at you, I see myself.”

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