Special “The Celebration Continues” E-dition

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MONDAY, MAY 30, 2016

But Now We’re Planning Our Golden Anniversary Celebration in 2040

Last night’s Whistleblower’s Silver Anniversary Plus One Celebration continued long into the night, marking 26 years since The Whistleblower’s very first edition was published on May 29, 1990, and Award Winning Illustrator Artis Conception shows us some of the people who’ve made our publication what it’s been over the last quarter century. How many can you name?


image022 - CopyCONGRATULATIONS KEEP POURING IN: Our Sharonville Snitch said he appreciates the posting today of Whistleblower #1.  He’ll never forget the GOP fury that was unleashed when he took Sharonville Mayor John Dowlin to the Board of Elections to take out petitions to run for County Commissioner.  By the time they got back to Sharonville, Dowlin had four messages from top-level party members on his voice mail. Current Hamilton County Prosecutor (then Clerk of Courts) remembers it was years later that he earned his official “Jaywalking Joe” nickname in The Blower, because you’re nobody in The Blower until you’ve been given your Official Whistleblower Nickname.  And Marge Schott said,”Just like Hitler, The Whistleblower was good in the beginning, but they just went too far.”

image022 - Copyimage008HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on yesterday’s date in 1953 New Zealand beekeeper Sir Edmund Hillary reached the summit of Mt. Everest, but years later Hillary Clinton got caught lying when she claimed she’d been named for the famous mountain climber, since she was born in 1947, and at that time, nobody had ever heard of Sir Edmund, other than a few New Zealand bees.

image022 - CopyMAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Hillary’s “What difference at this point does it make?” In a related item, The Blower wonders if that Frumpy Hillary Impersonator will be on hand tonight to volunteer to help Cincinnati’s wannabe Mayor Yvette Simpson help keep kids safe at the Taste of Cincinnati, especially after a 15-year old was arrested Friday night with a gun.  But wait, how about letting the kids’ parents volunteer?  That would be a novel idea. 

image022 - CopyWHISTLEBLOWER SUMMER INTERN PROGRAM:  May 29 was the final day to email image013applications for the summer term which runs June 1 through August 21. Applicants must either be tri-state residents attending an accredited college or university in or outside of Ohio or Kentucky. Applicants must also have completed a full academic year by the end of the internship. Participants are expected to commit to a minimum of 20 hours per week of program-related work over the internship.

 Applicants must also submit a 1,000-word-or-less essay on “Why it’s OK to Make Fun of Politicians.”

Applications can also be submitted for the fall term: August 25– November 14, 2015

image022 - Copyimage014BLUEGRASS BEREAVEMENT: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo can’t understand why there won’t be more news coverage about next week’s big Confederate Memorial Day celebration in Northern Kentucky.

Confederacy President Jefferson Davis was born on June 3, 1808 in Fairview, Kentucky. For those of you who don’t know where Fairview is, it’s near Hopkinsville, wherever in the hell that is.

Many people have never understood why so many people in Kentucky celebrate Confederate Memorial Day in the first place, since more Kentuckians fought for the Union than the CSA (100,000 to 40,000).

image022 - Copyimage015AND SINCE TODAY (MAY 30) IS ALSO OUR OFFICIAL MEMORIAL DAY, we have more marvelous meter from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.

             When Memorial Day has come and gone
            We can now put on our white shoes
            We’ll cook outside with barbecue
            And drink up lots of booze.

            The summer time is oh, so fine
            With beetle bugs all swarming
            Let’s hope we all don’t freeze our ass
             From Al Gore’s global warming.

image022 - CopyFINALLY AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were all getting ready to make their day be celebrating Clint Eastwood’s 86th Birthday tomorrow on May 31 and  comparing some of their favorite Clint Eastwood quotes, like “I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it,” “A man’s got to know his limitations,” and “I tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it.”

image016Also, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was amused by this Hollywood skywriter’s spacing problems when he tried to write “Happy Birthday, Clint.”


Sodomy Rites Update


Alternate Life-Styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis remember last year when Hyde Park School first-graders finished the school year at their “Big Gay Play Day,” or as they always call it at the Failed Cincinnati PC Schools, “Thursday.”image008Racial Healing Update


Sometimes Words Aren’t Even Necessaryimage008


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Some interstate cooperating items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally interstate cooperating  subscribers, but we could always use more.image008

Whistleblower Muslim Video of the Day

Muslim world reacts to Obama’s latest speech – IPhoneConservative


image026(Sent in by our Muslim Snitch Mohammed Ackbar, Professor Emeritus at Farouk U. in Cairo, Illinois.   

image027Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.image008

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