MONDAY, MAY 30, 2016
Our Memorial Day Message
During this entire weekend, at least three cable TV networks have been showing war movie marathons for several days, and after watching Audie Murphy, Gary Cooper, and John Wayne winning all those wars single-handed, we wondered if General George S. Patton were alive today and President of these United States, what Old Blood-and-Guts’ Memorial Day Speech might sound like:
My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, defeat of Saddam Hussein’s regime in Iraq was completed a long time ago, Osama bin Laden is dead thanks to Navy SEAL Team Six, Americans are still losing their lives in Obama’s War in Afghanistan every day, and Obama continues to lead from behind around the world.
Meanwhile, Obama’s so-called Arab Spring still isn’t working out all that well, and thanks to Hillary and John Kerry, Americans still don’t know who our friends are. Obama keeps trying to say his strategy against the terrorists isn’t failing. Unfortunately for Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS, only 18% of Americans agree with him.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles of unfriendly nations that are parked in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped for parts, melted down and recycled into military ordinance. I don’t care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, SUVs, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world (I just Love New York) and be returned to you from the muzzle of a tank, the belly of a bomber, or via a laser guided missile while you are taking a crap. And I didn’t forget your Hummers…those will be put into immediate military use, of course.
It’s time for Americans to focus on their own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying damn straight. Nearly a century, since WWI, we have been trying to help folks around the world live a decent life. Those efforts have only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. So, it is time to cut taxes here at home because we will no longer spend our money and resources on other peoples’ problems. We will no longer sacrifice the lives of our armed forces to solve your problems and we will let you Sons of Bitches and your bitches die for your own countries and problems. Do not mistake this as being soft on defense or on terrorism. You Muslims had best take the towels off your heads and cut them up for bandages. Attack us and you will face extinction. I remind you that had it been my way in 1945, Russians would be singing the Star Spangled Banner today. And it is my way now!
God bless America. Happy Memorial Day, and all of you wussies in Congress who want to give amnesty to illegal immigrants and Kneepad Liberals in the Press can just kiss my ass!
More Patriotic Prose
On Memorial Day, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus reports former Vice President Dick Cheney admits our mission is not yet accomplished, Teddy Kennedy is now a “good DemocRAT,” and today when we honor our fallen heroes, we still have that video of John McCain singing our old Beach Boy favorite (“Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran”), as well as and this photograph of a very Disrespectful DemocRAT during the singing of the National Anthem. Maybe that explains Obama’s plans to disarm America that we didn’t hear all that much about during when the Obama Supporters in the Press purposely forgot to vet their candidate during the 2008 presidential campaign.
Last year on Memorial Day, Obama hosted a breakfast in honor of Memorial Day. Veteran and Military Family Service Organizations and senior military leadership were to be in attendance, as well as organizations that support the families of the fallen, including the Tragedy Assistance Program for Survivors; Gold Star Mothers; Gold Star Wives, Sons and Daughters in Touch. That breakfast in the State Dining Room was closed press. Later that morning, Obama traveled to Arlington National Cemetery for his Memorial Day Photo Op where he laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and delivered some really sincere scripted remarks. Obama Supporters in the Press call dead soldiers “Political Props.” Meanwhile, we all remember four years ago when Michelle Antoinette jet-setted to Atlantic City, NJ at over-taxed payers’ expense to see the Beyonce concert. It really filled us with pride to know our teen First Daughters were bopping and singing to “Love on Top.”
Meanwhile, Former President George W. Bush and Mrs. Bush have been committed to honoring our Nation’s current and former military members every day of every year. Last Memorial Day, the Bush Library was offering free admission to currently serving military members and their families. Earlier this month, Dubya pedaled off of a three-day mountain bike ride with 16 “extraordinary” wounded veterans to honor their service and celebrate their recoveries. Bush, 67, planned to ride the full 100 kilometers (62 miles) of the fourth annual Warrior 100K, accompanied all the way by the current and retired military personnel who were wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says as Americans this Memorial Day weekend remember those who have made the ultimate sacrifice for their country, many adults nationwide will be remembering someone they knew personally. A sizable number also personally know someone who is currently serving in Afghanistan. Many also have a close friend or relative who died serving our country. Americans also want a smaller role in global affairs than the stage-hogging part we command today. Nearly half say the U.S. should be less active minding the world’s business, and only 19 percent say more so, a Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll suggests.
Today’s E-dition is being brought to you by The Letter “I.” Obama loves to use the word whenever he needs to, shall we say, stroke his own self evaluated success in his efforts to be the second most disliked President since fellow DemocRAT James Earl Carter.
The word I N S O U C I A N C E also has the same number of letters as B A R A C K O B A M A. Coincidence, we think not! Critics say he’s the first Commander-in-Chief to refuse to have the American flag conspicuously displayed during certain press conferences to show his allegiance to the Muslim brotherhood. Hell, he makes the draft-dodging former pants-dropper Bill Clinton look like a patriot, even though the Clinton administration was also openly hostile to the military: specifically the intentional display of loyalty to country displayed by the members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff who always wore their service uniforms proudly. Barack Obama would not have had the cajones to “pull the trigger” to kill a fellow Muslim any more than Bill or Hillary Clinton. See also the definition of the word I N C O M P E T E N T.
How about the word I N S I G N I F I C A N T? That has the same number of letters as M I C H E L L E O B A M A . Again, coincidence? Hardly. This is the FIRST First Lady to actively encourage children to eat better foods while at school while simultaneously encouraging students to also practice safe sex while using a condom in the school yard. Which is the greater risky behavior with the least desirable “outcome” as the libs are prone to say? Only in Obama’s America is eating fatty foods riskier than sexually transmitted disease or teen pregnancy and a life attached to the government teat (WELFARE) on the government plantation (PUBLIC HOUSING/SECTION 8). But at least those students will be reliable DemocRAT voters for the foreseeable future: assuming that they can be bused to the polls (UNION JOBS) and be told who to vote for.
Meanwhile, really patriotic Memorial Day events are being held all over America this weekend, including the Memorial Day Ceremony Monday at noon at the Anderson Center. The Blower hopes PFC James Miller IV, for whom the Memorial Highway was designated on Beechmont Avenue between Markey Road and Nagel Road, will finally be officially recognized. Now let’s all watch our “We the People” video on Memorial Day.
Finally, in the words of our good friend Lt. Colonel Ollie North, “It’s time to thank all those who have worn this country’s uniform and have served in our Armed Forces. We especially pay tribute to those whose lives were lost in defense of this country. Memorial Day is a special time for all of us to remember that America enjoys freedom today because of the soldiers, sailors, airmen, Guardsmen and Marines, who have all sacrificed their lives for the defense of our nation.”
And Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Chares Foster Kane also says, you shouldn’t forget Ronald Reagan’s, “Most of us wonder if our lives make any difference. Our fighting men and women don’t have that problem.”
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Some patriotic items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally patriotic subscribers.
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(Sent in by Patriotic Whistleblower Fans Cathy, Debbie, and Diane, because nothing says “God Bless America” like titties.)