FRIDAY, MAY 27, 2016
About Another Over-Taxed Payer Relief Shot
Wednesday in Cincinnati, a 20-year-old Black man who was attempting to rob a Fifth Third bank in Madisonville was justifiably shot dead by an off-duty Cincinnati police officer, and this morning Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters once again called one of his predictable Politically Correct “Please, Let’s Not Have A Riot Because Another Black Criminal Was Shot By The Police” press conferences because our local Kneepad Liberals In The Press were already following the Liberal Agenda Playbook by complaining about the righteous shoot and trying to create sympathy for the dead Black criminal.
Coincidentially, this morning The Blower was working on a similar story reportedly from the West Texas Town of El Paso, where three armed felons crossed the US border from Mexico to get a little money to take back, and they attempted to rob the fellow in the t-shirt, who unfortunately was an off-duty El Paso police officer, while he stood in front of a bank ATM.
The plan was for two of them to approach, brandish their knives, grab his backpack and toss it to the third accomplice who was on a stolen motorcycle who would race away from the scene. However, the well prepared police officer drew his weapon and shot all of them, killing two immediately. The third, with his head still up in the middle of the pile, was hit in both arms and bled to death before the ambulance arrived, while trying to convince the assembled folks to call Hillary and have her tell the DOJ that it was very unfair that his victims were able to be armed in America.
- Arrest and detention for 1 night = $6,000
- Transportation for deportation back to Mexico the next day = $1,000
- Air time for Obama and his entourage to fly in and apologize in a 30-minute speech = $25,007,000
- Six .40 S&W hollow points = $1.80
Over-Taxed Payer savings = $25,006,998.00!
Apparently They Picked The Wrong Man to Rob This Time. And There Won’t Be A Next Time!
- THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A 911 CALL IS MORE THAN 20 MINUTES IN MOST CITIES.
- THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A .40 S&W ROUND IS ABOUT 1250 FEET PER SECOND.
- AND WHEN SECONDS COUNT, THE POLICE ARE ONLY MINUTES AWAY.
DON’T YOU LOVE READING STORIES WITH HAPPY ENDINGS?Update
Our Fearless Fact Checker who’s been busy these days working on stories about robots at McDonald’s and “No Cancer Coverage for Medicare at age 76” tells us these events did not actually happen in El Paso, so the author must’ve transposed the incident and used some of that literary license you often see on the internet to illustrate his point.