THURSDAY, APRIL 14, 2016

They Didn’t Go Nearly Far Enough

            At today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about an exclusive item in last night’s Wednesday Wildcard E-dition, when The Blower reported about Citizens for Community Values’ boycott of Politically Correct Cities in Ohio that had banned so-called “unnecessary travel” to North Carolina for passing a common sense law that does not allow perverts to enter women’s bathrooms, showers, and locker rooms.

The City of Dayton banned employees from “unnecessary travel” at over-taxed payer expense to North Carolina for passing a common sense law that does not allow perverts to enter women’s bathrooms, showers, and locker rooms.

Cuyahoga County including the City of Cleveland banned employees from “unnecessary travel” at over-taxed payer expense to North Carolina for passing a common sense law that does not allow perverts to enter women’s bathrooms, showers, and locker rooms.

And Cincinnati banned employees from “unnecessary travel” at over-taxed payer expense to North Carolina for passing a common sense law that does not allow perverts to enter women’s bathrooms, showers, and locker rooms.

“I don’t care why those municipalities banned employees from ‘unnecessary travel’ at over-taxed payer expense to North Carolina,” Kane explained. “I think they should’ve banned ‘unnecessary travel’ at over-taxed payer expense everywhere. Why are over-taxed payers paying for public employees ‘unnecessary travel’ anyhow?”

Come to think of it, is any travel on that Stupid Streetcar “Necessary?”