MONDAY, APRIL 11, 2016
Tonight’s Really Big Story
The Right Scoop reports how all of a sudden everyone is in an uproar over the Republican rules in Colorado!! Trump is angry!! His aides are yelling fraud!! It’s like Nazi Germany!! It’s the Taliban!! Let’s all riot!!! And Drudge tosses gasoline on the fire by revealing this insane new story oh wow I can’t believe it look!!!! CLICK IT NOW RIOT LATER!!!
Are you serious did the Colorado GOP seriously vote to get rid of the primary election so that they could give the nomination to Ted Cruz?!?! I can’t believe they would do that!! It’s unbelievable!!
It also happened SIX MONTHS ago:
So why wasn’t there an uproar back then? Why wasn’t Manafort saying the Ted Cruz campaign was using “Gestapo tactics” back then? How come no one said they were like the Taliban then? Where was Roger Stone back then calling them Nazis? Why didn’t Drudge care about “Democracy” back then?
Oh… it’s because Ted Cruz SWEPT all the delegates from Colorado. Maybe that’s it.
Other Top Stories We’re Tracking Tonight Include
OBAMA INTERFERES IN HILLARY EMAIL CASE: CLAIMS SHE DID NOT JEOPARDIZE NATIONAL SECURITY, A CLEAR SIGNAL TO INVESTIGATORS
(Obama on Sunday appears to have inappropriately interfered in an FBI investigation of Hillary Clinton, suggesting she did little that was seriously wrong and touting her as a woman who might have exhibited “carelessness” but had done “an outstanding job” as secretary of state…”)
HYPOCRISY IN DAYTON
(Thursday, Dayton Mayor Nan Whaley forbid city dollars paying for so-called non-essential travel to Mississippi and North Carolina, saying recent laws passed in the two states discriminate against lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people because a Mississippi law that allows people and groups with religious objections to refuse service to gay people, and a North Carolina law that prevents transgender people from using the restroom of his or her preference. The Dayton Daily News even reported Whaley said the new laws conflict with the city’s values and anti-discrimination ordinances enacted by city commissioners. So why didn’t the Dayton Daily News also report that Dayton was a Sanctuary City for Muslims from countries that stone and kill LGBT individuals by throwing them off tall buildings.
OHIO STATE PROTEST ENDS AFTER UNIVERSITY THREATENS ARRESTS AND EXPULSIONS.
(The Columbus Dispatch reported OSU told protesters they must leave the building or they would be arrested and expelled. [READ MORE HERE] OSU would not argue with them. “We simply tell you the truth and you live with your actions,” OSU said. When someone asked what he meant by “clear the building,” OSU responded, “Our police officers will physically pick you up and take you to a paddy wagon.” Go, Bucks!
NO JAIL TIME FOR THE BUTTOCKS GRABBER:
Kenton County District Court Judge Ann Ruttle found Bryce “Rhymes With Twice” McKey not guilty of third-degree sexual abuse and not guilty of providing alcohol to someone under 21. Both were misdemeanors. Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane remembers last August when McKey was named Public Enemy Number One on the Local Kneepad Liberals’ Most Wanted List after the former Xavier University assistant women’s basketball coach was accused of “sexually abusing” an XU player for touching the girl’s buttocks on not one, but two separate occasions without her written permission. “What kind of woman goes to a man’s apartment, drinks adult beverages, and doesn’t expect to get her Buttocks Touched?” Kane asked. “Even stupider than that, what kind of a dweeb invites a woman to his flat, gets her half loaded, and then asks her permission to touch her buttocks, anyway?”
MISSED PAYMENTS SENDS MAHOGANY’S TO COLLECTION: WHAT A SHOCKER!
Are any of these people surprised? They were the members of Cincinnati City Clown-cil who voted to piss away the money.
TONIGHT’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD
Hillary-Supporting Black Congressman Gregory Meeks Plays Race Card On Sanders, saying “He Is The One Trying To Exploit Black People.”
And Tonight’s Classic Hillary-In-Prison Joke
Plus, These Two New Videos:
Hillary Clinton Addresses Her Losing Streak SNL Cold Open
PLUS
Bryan Lewis “I Think My Dogs A DemocRAT”
Today’s Earlier Editions
Another “Tax Man Cometh” (Remembering When America Was Founded To Avoid Taxation?
“Tax Freedom Day in Kentucky” (Free At Last, Free At Last! Thank God Almighty Y’All Free At Last!)
More “Liberal Lunacy” (Rewriting History According To The Liberal Agenda)
“Letter To The Establishment” (Telling It Like It Is)
Another “Political Postery” E-dition (Featuring The Campaign Crisis In Colorado)
And that’s the way it was today on the 284th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done.
*1,303 if your live in Anderson Township
More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom 