WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23, 2016

Membership Does Have Its Advantages

You can hardly believe all the benefits you’ll derive when Time Warner forces you to become a “Business Class Customer” just to send out your e-mails to subscribers another e-dition is available for viewing by Persons of Consequence. 

You can manage your bills the easy “My Account Way.”

Internet customers get a FREE TWC WiFi® Hotspot at no additional charge.

You’ll get discounts and deals on essential business goods and services with the “Perk Zone.”

If you refer a business and your referral becomes a customer, Time Warner will send you a $100 Reward Card. No kidding.

But the best part of being a Time Warner Business Class Customer is when they sell your name, address, and phone number to people who would like to sell you something.

You can’t believe how many calls Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane gets every week.

This week at the Whistleblower Newswire World Headquarters, Kane received what appears to be a check for $68,000 from the Deposit Finance Department to use on New Inventory; New Equipment; Increased Advertising; Bills, Payroll, and Taxes; and Expansion to a New Location.

Damn! We’re going to run right up to Fifth Third and deposit it.

$68,000 should come in really handy when it comes time to make a down payment on our Time Warner Business Class Bill.