Special “Tonight’s Terrible Taunts” E-dition

MAR 3 TONIGHT'S TERRIBLE TAUNTS

THURSDAY, MARCH 3, 2016

Hulk Hogan Says What’s You Gonna Do When The Trumpster Runs Wild On You!

 image004All day long it’s been like watching the build-up to a World Wrestling Federation Championship, listening to some of the taunts used to promote tonight’s match when Fox News’ Megyn Kelly Warrior Newsbabe officiates when a quartet of Midget Wrestlers (Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and John Kasich as The Beaver) get gang tackle Front-runner Donald Trump at tonight’s Hideously Hyped Debate Debacle in Detroit. Those establishment Republicans aren’t leaving anything to chance in the FOX News debate, because They’ve virtually guaranteed Donald Trump will be booed by an audience stacked against him. The Blower would like to see Hulk Hogan as Trump’s Tag Team Partner.

 Not surprisingly, FOX News ballyhooed Donald Trump’s battle with the GOP “establishment” hitting new levels of intensity hours before Thursday’s Fox News debate in Detroit, as Mitt Romney tried to rally Republican leaders and voters against the billionaire businessman’s front-running campaign – and Trump dismissed his complaints as “irrelevant.”  

Trump’s feud with the 2012 Republican nominee sets the tone ahead of the primary debate in Detroit Thursday night, when he will face off against a narrowing field of rivals on stage.

Some of of today’s taunts between Trump and Romney leading up to tonight’s Motown Showdown included:

image009image0052012 Loser Romney says: Nominating Trump has “profound consequences.”

image009Trump says: Romney is a “Failed Candidate, Irrelevant.”

image009Romney Slams Trump for “Dishonesty”

image009Trump says: “Mitt Romney was a disaster as a candidate.”

image009Romney says: “Trump Not A Business Genius”

image009Megyn Kelly Says She Doesn’t Expect Trump Hostility in Debate

image009Trump says, “I’m ready. Bring it on, Bitch!”

Other Taunts Reported At Ringside Included:

image009image006Sarah Palin Thanks ‘Silly Man’ Romney for Trump Attack

image009NY Mag: Romney Lying About Having No Interest in Running

image009Trump Spokeswoman: Romney Sounded Like He Was a DemocRAT

image009Cruz Mocks Trump University With “Certificates of Deception”

image009Chris Christie: I’m No Trump Surrogate

image0092008 Loser McCain: I’m With Romney

Also Trying to Get Into The Act:

image009image00970 GOP Foreign Policy Veterans Rebuke Trump World View

image009Karl Rove: Trump Is Flawed, But Appears to Be Likely Nominee

image009Paul Ryan: ‘Keeping My Powder Dry’ on Romney, Trump Fight

image009Miami Herald, New Mexico Gov. Endorse Rubio

image00922 Republicans Declare Their Non-Support for Trump

image009Viguerie on Romney’s Trump Attack: “Romney’s Criticism Rings Hollow”

image009“Morning Joe” Panelists: Romney’s Speech Won’t Stop Trump

Meanwhile, Trying To Cash In On Tonight’s Big Event

We just got this e-mail from Hillary’s Campaign:

image008Friend —

I’m going to say this flat out:

I think Donald Trump is terrifying, and I absolutely hate what he stands for.

I hate how he insults women, people of color, and entire countries when it suits him. I hate his total lack of understanding of complex issues that impact Americans. I hate that he said he “didn’t know enough” about the KKK to disavow an endorsement from its former leader — WHAT DOES HE NEED TO KNOW? IT’S THE KKK!

But here’s what I hate most: He could be our next president.

Don’t let it happen. This nomination is in sight — chip in $1 right now to help Hillary win, so she can take Trump down:

 

Now to Really Get Us In The Mood For Tonight’s Mayhem In Motor City, Let’s All Watch

Is This a Great Way To Elect A President Or What?!image003 image001