THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2016
The Donald’s First Day In The Oval Office
The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income … They are also assigned the duty of ELIMINATING Medicare and Medicaid FRAUD. Government’s costs for healthcare are reduced by 90%. Insurance premiums for “working” Americans are reduced by 50%. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
Newly appointed Department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups……. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. “Birthright-is-Abolished.”
All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is “terminated-indefinitely.” The move saves American over-taxed payers billions of dollars. AND….Several prisons are closed.
Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Carly Fiorina eliminates more than 1/2 of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of ONE page. The instructions consist of TWO pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Over-Taxed payers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.
Hillary Clinton is in prison….. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson AND Al Sharpton who are serving time for”Hate Crimes”. She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some call cruel and unusual punishment.
Bernie Sanders is in the Nuthouse….His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at 10 AM and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world.
Barack Obama flees the United States, and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins….. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” (No Worries) with a chimp named Commie.