Special “Caucus Closure” E-dition

FEB 2 CAUCUS CLOSURE

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 2016

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image005image005With only “280” more days until the 2016 Presidential Elections, voters in Iowa can forget about being relevant for the next four years. —Hawkeye Bureau Chief Jan Michelson

image005Now that Iowa’s 27 delegates have been apportioned (Cruz (8), Trump (7), Rubio (7), Carson (3), Paul (1) and Bush (1)), my state has will become the center of the political universe, because our few crappy Republicans delegates will now be up for grabs. Noted New Hampshire Political Reporter Manchester Tadwell

 image005It sounds like 2012 all over again when The Blower called our race a “Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round in Iowa. —Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, and Rick Santorum  

image005After my victory last night, I thanked image004God and all those Courageous Conservatives in Iowa. —Ted Cruz

image005Since I didn’t come in first in Iowa, does this mean I’ll now be facing a must-win situation in New Hampshire? —Donald Trump

image005I came in third in Iowa, so the Liberal Media declared me the winner. —Marco Rubio

image005My former campaign chairman Barry Bennett promised I was going to win Iowa. —Ben Carson

image005The problem with Iowa is that it’s “too white, too evangelical, and too rural.” —Obama Supporters in the Press playing the Race Card

image005Last night after the caucuses I ended my image006campaign due to illness, because it was obvious the voters were sick of me. —Mike Huckabee

image005Can you believe I only spent $2,884-per-vote in Iowa? —Jeb Bush

 image005At least I didn’t spend very much time and effort to get my 2% of the vote in Iowa. —Ohio Governor John Kasich

 image005We’re only having a single Republican Candidates Debate on Saturday before next week’s New Hampshire Primary. —ABC News

image005Did anybody notice when the anchors on CBS This Morning started laughing when I claimed I couldn’t be bought? —Hillary   

image005image009Some people think we should even ask for a recount. —Bernie Sanders

 image005Someday, shouldn’t somebody actually explain what a “caucus” is? —Noted Iowa Political Reporter Yspen Tadwell

image005That’s why we chose Larry King’s “I have never understood the Iowa caucus.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

image005Isn’t it odd how many local people were waiting to see the results of last night’s caucuses in Iowa before they decide which candidates they favor for president in 2016? Whistleblower Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus 

image005The icing on the cake of Boehner leaving Con­gress would be for a fu­ture mem­ber

Socialist Bernie Sanders is not just promising free stuff, he’s promising higher taxes.

of the House Freedom Caucus to win the seat. —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders

image005I wonder how close the vote will be Wednesday night when Clermont County Republicans vote of “un-endorsing me. —Ohio Second District Podiatrist/ Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup

image005If we used the Caucus System for people to vote in Ohio, there wouldn’t be any problems with Early Voting and people wouldn’t have to stand in long lines. —Hamilton County Board of Elections

image005How come The Blower isn’t talking about the Kentucky Presidential Caucuses on March 5? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

image005When did you say they’ll be having those Caucuses in Kentucky?  —Trish “The Dish,” TV 19 News

image005Sheree Paolello wants to cover it live. —Jack Atherton, formerly TV5 News, now appearing on Channel 22.45 in Daytonimage008

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