Daily Archives: January 16, 2016

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

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SATURDAY, JANUARY 16, 2016

Your Whistleblower Week in Review   

image004MONDAY (JANUARY 11), in our Special “Free Grain Party” E-dition, The Blower said, “Their Motto is “Help Yourself!”image004

In our “SOTUS Prep” E-dition, The Blower said, “Getting Ready For Tomorrow Night’s BFD Event!”image006

In our More “Conservative Intel” E-dition, The Blower said, “Here’s What To Expect From Obama’s Tuesday Night!”image007

In our More “SOTUS Prep” E-dition, The Blower said, “Will Thursday’s GOP Debate Audience Be Larger?”image008

And in our “Marvin Lewis Obama” E-dition, The Blower showed Marvin “Coaching Saturday Night’s Bungals Debacle,” That Looked Just Like Obama’s Been Running the Country For The Past Seven Years.image009image003

image004TUESDAY (JANUARY 12), in our Special “Free Grain Party Platform” Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers E-dition, The Blower showed “People Helping Themselves!image010

         In our “Sort of Like Plagiarism” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Trying To Tell You How Bad Obama’s SOTUS Speech Will Be Tonight.”    image012

In our Another “Political Postery” E-dition The Blower said, “We’re Adding Yet Another Dimension To Our Conservative Obama Bashing!” image013

In our “Conservative Campaign Comparison” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Contrasting 2012 and 2016 Republican Primaries”image015

And in our “DemocRATS Scamming DemocRATS” E-dition, The Blower said, “They Must Know Their Audience! image016

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image004WEDNESDAY (JANUARY 13), in our Another “Pictorial Protests” E-dition, The Blower showed you “What Some Ordinary Americans Thought Of Obama’s Speech”image019 image020

In our “Not a State of the Union Address” E-dition, The Blower said, “It Was Just Another Useless Obama Campaign Speech!”image021

In our “Those Were The Good Old Days” E-dition, The Blower said, Edition #33 (published on January 15, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town. That Week’s “Really Big Story” was failure of peace talks between Cincinnati and Hamilton County, and the “Top Ten List” was the Top Ten Things Saddam Hussein planned to do that day: image022

In our “Virile Verdicts” E-dition, The Blower said, “The Jury Is In!” And The Decision Was Unanimous!image023

And in our “Conservative Campaign Comparison” E-dition, The Blower was “Contrasting 2012 and 2016 Republican Primaries!”image024image003

image004THURSDAY (JANUARY 14), in our Special “Preying on The Poor” E-dition, The Blower said, “Didn’t State Lotteries Used To Be Illegal?”image026

In our “Message From North Korea” E-dition, The Blower was “Fostering A Better Understanding Between Nations!”image027

In our “Primary Concerns” E-dition, The Blower said “Brinkman Got Bitch Slapped!”image028

And in our “Clueless Campaign Tips” E-dition, The Blower said, “Always Give Your Opponent A Free Pass!” image029

And in our “Pre-Debate Strategery” E-dition, The Blower said, “Kasich Was Whistling Past A Grave Yard!”image030image003

image004FRIDAY (JANUARY 15) in our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, because the nation was already celebrating the three-day Martin Luther King Weekend, at today’s meeting of The Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about all those really stupid racial protests you’ll probably still be seeing in the Divided States of America during the Dark Ages of Obama during the next 371 days, unless we get lucky and he gets impeached.

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image004In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990, everybody who said, Obama’s latest call for “Civility” was just another load of bi-partisan, can’t-we-all-get-along crap, tweeted an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner was Randy Rude, our Uncivil Libertarian who says it’s insulting how the Left has deemed the rallies and speech of the TEA Parties and other libertarian groups as uncivil and a threat to political discourse, because unlike Fishwrap bloggers, who pretend to care about maintaining a dose of civility, The Blower should always contain unlawful, threatening, abusive, libelous, defamatory, vulgar, pornographic, profane, or indecent (but not poorly written) information. Everything we write doesn’t have to be so mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way! 

In our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!” image032

In our “Welcome Back (Jimmy Carter)” E-dition, The Blower said, “Another Day, Another Feckless Failure For Obama!”image033

And in our “Reagan Response” E-dition, The Blower said, “Imagine If Ronald Reagan Were Still President!”image034image003

image004SATURDAY (JANUARY 16) in our “What’s NOT Right With America” E-dition, The Blower said: “No Real American Heroes Here!”image036

In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower previewed “Sunday’s Stealth Debate”image037

In our “DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” E-dition, The Blower said: “It’s Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin!”image038

In our “Seediest Kid Of All” E-dition, The Blower said, “Today, Little Eric D Is The Seediest Kid Of All!”image039

And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”image041image003

image033If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!

And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!

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