Daily Archives: December 24, 2015

Special “It’s Finally Christmas Eve” E-dition

HEADER-DEC 24 TRUMP

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2015   

Celebrating Around The Trump Tree

image004 - CopyDonald Trump will be getting a great gift on Christmas tomorrow, as he enters 2016 firmly on top in the Republican race for the White House. As The Blower predicted, the GOP presidential hopeful has proved the doubters wrong, solidifying a double-digit lead in national polls while running the most unorthodox campaign in history.

image015Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush— who has seen his support plunge amid Trump’s rise — predicted at a private Dallas fundraiser in mid-November that Trump would falter by the next GOP debate. “Come December 15, Trump will be in decline,” Bush reportedly said. But on the eve of Christmas, Trump still tops the Republican field by 17 points, even as Bush lags behind in the single digits. Ohio Governor John Kasich is still in ninth place, where he belongs.

image015The Hill’s Lisa Hagen reports poll numbers highlight how Trump has displaced Obama as the central player on the political stage, with all parties reacting daily to his insults, tweets, and attack lines. Trump’s dominance is something few political observers other than The Blower would have predicted back on June 15, when he entered the presidential race with a rambling launch speech that some people were allegedly paid to attend. But Trump quickly gained momentum during the summer, with tens of thousands of people flocking to his rallies to hear how he planned to “make America great again” by deporting illegal immigrants and taking on China. And even as he’s fired up crowds, the businessman and former reality television star has courted controversy at every turn, creating a steady stream of conflict that has kept his name in the headlines.

image015image007 - CopyOnce again, Conventional Wisdom was wrong when it held that those political storms generated by Trump — most recently from his Trump’s use of the word “Schlong” Monday night, when Trump referred to Hillary’s defeat to Obama in the 2008 primaries, saying, “She was going to beat Obama. … She was favored to win — and she got schlonged. She lost.” — would be fatal to his candidacy.

image015And once again, The Blower was right.image003

 DUCK DYNASTY CHRISTMAS UPDATE

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Rednecks Will Be Celebrating Christmas Watching A Duck Dynasty Super Marathon.image003

 Christmas 2015 in Obama’s America

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 And if you want to see why we have reasons to be depressed these days, just check out Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception’s rendition of the “Sourprano’s Christmas Party” from the Archives.
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 Can you identify any of these people?image003

Christmas Greetings from Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall
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As seen in “A Christmas Story.”image003

“Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas”

         image015 For those of you planning to join Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, Outcast COAST Attorney Chris Finney, and Congressional Podiatrist “Doctor Brad” Wenstrup at Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Christmas Party at the Schmidt Run Estates at 771 Wards Corner Road on Christmas Day, where the disgraced former U.S. Congresswoman plans to announce her return to politics, let’s all get in the mood by singing the twelfth verse of “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Totally Disbarred-But-Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley, whose fund-raiser for “Mean Jean” Schmidt in June 2008 foreshadowed the complete surrender of the RINOs on Walnut Street and the “Bluing of Hamilton County.”  It goes something like this:

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me:
Twelve phony fund-raisers,
Eleven RINOs charging
Ten Taxes Raising,
Nine Bills a Spending,
Eight Dems a Booing,
Seven Wits a Wagging,
Six Crooked Cronies,
Five Libelous Liars,
Four Screeching Tires,
Three Borgman Cartoons,
Two Red Dresses,
And One Old Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.

            How do you like having your chestnuts roasted over an open fire, Portman?image013

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Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous donation during our December fund-raising drive from the Scrooge & Marley Counting House. image016

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane suffers yet another picture being taken with an unidentified freeloader who showed up at a holiday party begging for an autograph.image013

 WHISTLEBLOWER WISH LIST HOT LINE

e-mail your ridiculous requests today.

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Some gluten-free items in today’s Blower wee sent in by our equally gluten-free subscribers.image013

 WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Romantic Christmas Sleigh Ride
(It’s from 2009, but it’s still very funny)

image019Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.image013

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